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MUG SHOT Massachusetts Parking Lot Pooper arrested, ending two-month fecal frenzy

A Massachusetts woman dubbed the Parking Lot Pooper for doing exactly that has been caught and arrested. 51-year-old Andrea Grocer, of Ashland MA, was caught mid-bowel movement outside her preferred venue: the parking lot of the Natick Outdoor Store. (And yes, I know we already covered this story in the links post, but it’s a…

Montana woman with machete
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MUG SHOT Montana woman forces boyfriend to have sex at machetepoint

Samantha Mears, a 19-year-old Montana woman with a history of domestic violence, has been arrested and charged with six new crimes after ambushing her boyfriend and forcing him to have sex with her while she held a machete to his throat. KTVQ out of Billings MT appears to have been the first to report the…

MUG SHOT Woman who married her daughter gets two years in prison a decade after marrying her son
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MUG SHOT Woman who married her daughter gets two years in prison a decade after marrying her son

Oklahoman Patricia Ann Spann, best known as the woman who married her daughter in March 2016, has been sentenced to two years in prison on a charge of felony incest. Bizarrely, the charge comes a decade after Patricia also married her then 18-year-old son. According to NewsOK.com, the 45-year-old Oklahoma native married her daughter, 26-year-old…

German woman decapitates lover during ‘kinky sex game,’ gets 12 years for manslaughter
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German woman decapitates lover during ‘kinky sex game,’ gets 12 years for manslaughter

A German woman known only as Gabriele P has been sentenced to 12 years in prison after decapitating her lover during what she claims was a “kinky sex game” in her Munich home. The crime actually took place nearly a decade ago, and was only discovered thanks to the drunken confession of Gabriele’s accomplice. According…

MUG SHOT Florida man’s Big Penis Defense could get him off in murder trial
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MUG SHOT Florida man’s Big Penis Defense could get him off in murder trial

A Florida man’s Big Penis Defense could save him from a life sentence in the choking trial of his deceased girlfriend–but, according to the judge weighing the evidence, there could be one big catch. Richard Patterson, 65, of Margate FL, rose to viral infamy when his second-degree murder charge went to trial. Patterson is accused…

Pastor eaten alive by crocodiles while trying to walk on water
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Pastor eaten alive by crocodiles while trying to walk on water

In yet another instance of the headline being so good you almost don’t need the story itself, a pastor eaten alive by crocodiles appears to have met his demise while trying to duplicate the power of Christ by walking on water for his parishoners. The story–brought to our attention by The Blemish–goes like this. Jonathan…

MUG SHOT Woman rapes cab driver while friend robs him at knifepoint
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MUG SHOT Woman rapes cab driver while friend robs him at knifepoint

In a peculiar instance of someone’s eyes being bigger than her stomach, 23-year-old Brittany Carter has been charged with rape after performing oral sex on a cab driver while at least one friend held the man at knifepoint and robbed him. Carter, a native of Fremont OH, was indicted on charges of first-degree felony rape…

PHOTO Kotex airs maxi pad ad using red liquid, nobody’s head explodes
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PHOTO Kotex airs maxi pad ad using red liquid, nobody’s head explodes

Something interesting happened during Catfish: The TV Show on MTV on Wednesday night, and it had nothing to do with that sweet single dad getting duped by a phony using photos of a gorgeous model. (Poor Felipe.) No, what most caught my attention was a departure from yearrrs of overly sanitized advertising practices. Specifically, when…

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VIDEO John Travolta creeps everyone out by holding Idina Menzel’s face at the Oscars

  John Travolta’s career post-Battlefield Earth is an atomic wasteland of the crazy, awkward, and bizarre. Last year, he somehow managed to butcher Idina Menzel’s name into “Adele Dazeem” while introducing the singer; this year, there was a fair amount of anticipation as to what Johnny T-Pants would do to make things right with the…

Bus sex teen who “expelled wind from the vulva” cops plea for elbowing taunter’s testicles

An 18-year-old Pennsylvania high school senior plead guilty to striking a younger student who taunted her after an incident occurred while she was having sexual intercourse on the back of a school bus. The bizarre incident was explained in amazing detailed by a Trooper and we’ve got the write up from his official report!

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Real beer belly: Man gets drunk from alcohol made inside his body

This odd story puts a whole new twist on “beer belly!” A 61-year-old man from Carthage, TX came stumbling into the hospital complaining of dizziness, but it turned out he was just drunk. The only problem was that he claimed he had not touched a drop of alcohol!

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MUG SHOT: Rich dude snorted so much cocaine his nose caved in

Nine years ago property developer James Brown retired at the ripe old age of 36. Ever since he’s been snorting massive amounts of cocaine, so much cocaine that when he was arrested recently after police found hidden cocaine in the air vents of his Bentley, his nose had plain collapsed on itself

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Woman found out her dead husband was also her dad

60-year-old Valerie, of Doylestown, OH, is sharing her heartbreaking and shocking story with the world in hopes of helping others. Eight years ago Valerie found out that her late husband Percy Spruill, was actually her father (he died in 1989 a the age of 60.) But, his wasn’t the first “family secret” Valerie had had to deal with, her family life had been rife with hidden truths.

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Guy bought a TV from Amazon, received an assault rifle!

I’ve never personally had many problems with ordering items from Amazon, and I do it ALL the time, but I’ve never tried to order a TV from them like Seth Horvitz did. The thing is that Amazon doesn’t ship a lot of their items out, and a lot of the time acts as a online retailing service for other merchants. This is how Seth got into the weird spot he got into, one of those merchants really messed up.

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Grime spree in the soapy underworld: Why are people stealing Tide?

Gas prices are continuing to soar, but in a strange turn of events, it’s Tide laundry detergent that’s considered to be “liquid gold.”

There’s recently been a strange epidemic in the U.S. known as “Grime Sprees.” People are stealing large amounts of Tide from Big Box stores (loading up carts to the brim, and simply running out of the store with their loot.) Why detergent? Why Tide in particular? What are they doing with all that soap?

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Bitter son gets revenge on brother and sister through mom’s obituary

Are you the sibling who tirelessly sacrifices your life to care for your 90-something-year-old mother while you carefree siblings run around betraying her trust and breaking her heart? Are you ready for a little payback?

If so, you can take a cue from “A.J.” who obviously had a hand in publishing his mom’s obituary.

Wealthy businessman sued for DUI wrongful death adopts girlfriend; is it incest for them to have sex?

48-year-old 2ealthy Polo club founder John Goodman, who is currently in the middle of a civil case over a drunk driving death he caused in 2010, is receiving a lot of heat for adopting his 42-year-old girlfriend Heather Hutchins October 2011. Not only is that a weird act, but plaintiff’s attorneys believe this odd legal action was a blatant attempt to shield his assets from the legal proceedings.

Sounds sort of fishy, but while the legal system works out this mess, it still begs the question: Now that his girlfriend is his daughter, is it legally considered incest to have sex with her?

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Woman stole sperm from ex-boyfriend’s condoms to get pregnant at fertility clinic

Joseph Pressil is suing his girlfriend Anetria Burnett because she allegedly took the sperm from their used condoms to a fertility clinic to get in-vitro fertilization. Pressil also alleges that she was trying to get pregnant so she could have possession of his Texas home (Pressil now lives in Long Island), and child support payments.

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“The pinnacle of ingenuity and innovation”? Australia issues $1 million coin made with $55 million worth of gold

Perth Mint chief executive Ed Harbuz calls it “the pinnacle of ingenuity and innovation,” but this idea sounds crazy silly to me.

Australia’s Perth Mint had produced a $1 million (in Australian currency) coin made almost entirely of gold (99.99% to be exact.) The weight? A ton. This is a $1 million coin that’s made of a ton of gold. When you think for a minute how high gold is these days, logic starts to deconstruct.