The Lindsay Lohan jail drama ended this morning when the troubled 24-year-old starlet surrendered herself in the Beverly Hills courtroom of her legal nemesis, Judge Marsha Revel. See her smirky mug shot and read the deets from her booking sheet!
One of soon-to-be jailbird Lindsay Lohan’s last gigs before starting her prison sentence July 20 was a swimwear photo shoot for German GQ in which the troubled starlet once again reminded the world that you don’t have to be sober, employed, unconvicted or happy to look good in a bikini. But, if you look closely, you will notice there has been a bit of luftwaffery performed on LiLo’s belly button!
On the cover photo it’s completely invisible, presumably tucked beneath the waistline of her granny bikini bottoms. But, in her LiLothar of the Hill People warrior suit, her button has magically transported itself north along her abdomen to just under her ribcage. That photo’s been Jerry-rigged! Not since World War 2 has there been this much German navel movement!
Lindsay Lohan has a poorly written and performed song that has been leaked that is sort of autobiographical. Hear “Too Young To Die” for yourself with complete lyrics then see my song lyrics pitch for when she is free called “Finger Nailed To The Wall.”
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail yesterday for violating the terms of her parole stemming from a DUI arrest in 2007, but the perpetual train wreck isn’t going down without a fight! In addition to calling Judge Marsha Revel a “f***ing b*tch” and telling friends, “I’m not going to jail!” Lindsay has changed attorneys! Keep reading to find out what little is known about LiLo’s new leagal eagle, Tiffany Feder-Cohen!
The Lindsay Lohan circus will be heading back to prison. LiLo was sentenced to 90 days in the slammer and 90 days of rehab by judge Marsha Revel. See the video from the sentencing, photos of Lohan’s shocked and tearful reaction and the not so subtle message that she painted on her birdie finger.
Lindsay Lohan may be finally moving on from DJ Samantha Ronson, and settled into the the arms of a hot female former Israeli Defense Force fighter, who helped her get through some of her trying SCRAM times. Sources tell TMZ that the girls’ relationship has quickly progressed over the last month, and that it might…
Photographer Tyler Shields unveiled two versions of the movie poster for the upcoming movie Inferno featuring Lindsay Lohan as adult film star Linda Lovelace. This officially marks the halfway point in the lifespan of the public’s interest in the film, which is scheduled to all but disappear just after the release of the grainy trailer showing Lindsay Lohan in suggestive poses and getting smacked around by her pimp/husband. Keep reading to see the posters!
The conditions of Lindsay Lohan’s bail hearing today mean that the young starlet can’t let a drop of alcohol touch her lips, or she’ll be escorted immediately to jail. Lindsay Lohan finally made it to court after missing her date last Thursday because she was stranded in Cannes. She changed her story a few times,…
I just published a post with photographs of Lindsay Lohan’s new skin art, which includes a bird and a Chanel pendant. Being that I am a celebrity blogger and have nothing better to do on a Saturday, I did some more research into the meaning of LiLo’s new body art and what I found out was utterly….. disappointing.
The tattoos are “temporary skin art” available from Chanel.com for $75.00. Keep reading to find out more and order your own Lindsay Lohan arm kit!
Just before returning home from a week of partying in Cannes, Lindsay Lohan appears to have gotten a new tattoo that looks to be a swallow carrying a Chanel logo on a chain in its mouth. Click to see photos of Vincent Van Loghan’s new masterpiece!
Judge Marsha Revel issued a warrant for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan after she missed her court appearance earlier this morning. After running off to France for the Cannes Film Festival, Lohan Polanski first claimed that the volcano in Iceland prevented her from getting a flight home and then later said her passport had been stolen, but Judge Marsha laid the hammer down anyway!
Keep reading to find out what kind of hot water Lindsay is in now!
Soon-to-be reality star Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri called up The New York Post to claim a romantic relationship withLindsay Lohan. Indrani (real name: Julie) says she’s never been in a lesbian relationship before, but is eager to be the next Samantha Ronson in Lindsay’s life: “I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is…
It’s been said for a couple years now that the music industry is going down like the Titanic, which appears to be true with as many leaks as it has! It leaks more than a ten cent diaper! And speaking of ten cent diapers, the latest victim of pre-releasal is the Queen of Downward Spiral herself, Lindsay Lohan!
Listen to “I Wanna Be Bad” and see if you can figure out the mysterious ‘rocket going boom!’ metaphor!
Not only is Lindsay Lohan about to have her alledged former assistant become her stepmom, but she might soon have a new sibling on the way! Papa Mike tells Hollyscoop that he and Kate Major are trying for a baby “four times a day.” Whoa, after that statement Lindsay probablyneed bed trays, soda crackers, ginger…
It’s non-stop action here at the Lindsay Lohan beat. This week, Lindsay’s gotten into a Twitter war with dad Michael Lohan and now TMZ has posted that Lindsay is totally broke and can’t pay her rent. Oddly enough, she has found 23,000 to make her account current with her landlord, after she was served with…
A source tells Page Six that struggling actress, 5150 verteran, and long-term partier Mischa Barton strolled into the Bar Marmont Saturday alone and looking “out of it.” Just minutes after stepping in the bar she stepped out again to “vomit everywhere” then went back in for more. Her rep declined a comment on the situation,…
We weren’t looking, but we all found white powder literally billowing out of Lindsay Lohan’s shoes Saturday. We also weren’t looking for her to release a single today, but that happened too. That’s right, in the middle of her worldwide death poll Lindsay tried to quietly drop a new single, “Stuck”. Unfortunately it’s not exploding…
This is a lesson in picking your battles, or maybe it’s a lesson in honestly accepting how you’re perceived. Either way, Lindsay Lohan is managing to trash her own image even more by suing the online Stock Market company E-Trade for Superbowl 44 ad featuring a slurring baby “Milk-a-holic” named Lindsay, who she says was…
Lindsay Lohan sure is trying hard lately, isn’t she? A few weeks ago she let T.V. show The Insider into her home to battle her “hoarding” problem with Niecy Nash, and now she’s talked to infamous U.K. tabloid The Sun about her “former” drug problems. Lindsay says that she started using cocaine in 2007, after…
In another moment of celebrity absurdity Lindsay Lohan will be on The Insider today telling Niecy Nash all about her hoarding problem. That’s right, Niecy Nash, from Reno 911. Since Lindsay always looks so gaunt and unhealthy, everyone has assumed that she’s dealing with her massive childhood issues with drugs and eating disorders, but it…
You just can’t trust people in silly hats named Pootie. Within days of WWD publishing sketches of Lindsay Lohan’s expanded legging line 6129, Lindsay is claiming a dude named “Pootie,” who’s been following her around for years plans, to launch a clothing line this February based on her designs. Lindsay told US Weekly that Patrick…
Lindsay Lohan was continuing her world record paced bikini marathon in St. Barts Saturday, following up Friday’s 4 swimsuits with two more – although technically one of them appears to be a duplicate from the previous day. (The whopper-jawed asymmetrical black thing on the yacht that makes her but look like her front.) The real story isn’t that Lindsay Lohan continued her swimwear-athon by trying on a one-piece black stringy swimsuit, it’s the fact that there are SOOOO many celebrities in St. Barts this New Year’s that you can’t photograph LiLo trying on a bikini without a George Lucas photobomb!
Holy Crap! Lindsay Lohan is going for the “Most Bikinis In One Year” world record, and at this rate she will shatter it by having worn 1460 of the tiny swimsuits by the end of 2010! Though Lindsay may not be in my Top Ten List as far as women I’d like to see break that record, I can’t complain about LiLo giving it a shot. Granted, she is the covergirl for Train Wreck Magazine, but as far as train wrecks go ol’ Lindsay’s perty hot!
LiLo, like most of Hollywood apparently, spent her New Year’s on a yacht down in the tropic paradise of St. Barts. If you look closely at these photos, which appear to have been taken from 12 miles away on a rocking raft, you will count four different swimsuits! Three bikinis and a Sophie Monke-styled black twisty one piece. Is she designing a line of swimwear for Emanuel Ungaro that I don’t know about?
Okay, so it’s probably not “dirty” per se . . But now we lowly plebeians can own something a Lohan has worn, thrown aside, and is now desperately trying to sell to support their coke and/or spray tan habit. But seriously, one day you’re in India pretending to save 40 children and criticizing others for…
Lindsay Lohan’s been going through the family album and tweeted this picture of herself as a baby having a meal time tantrum and throwing her food. No wonder she’s so good at creating chaos and mess, she’s been practicing since way back. Now she’s a bona fide professional at it, so great that she can…
Ever wonder how Lindsay Lohan experiences time? Now you can know for yourself with this hand-crafted wristwatch from the fine jewelry department at starcasm.net! (WARNING! Could sorta bum you out.)
Lindsay Lohan’s taken to Twitter to fight back against her father, who will take $5 to tell you middle school newspaper that Lindsay’s scheduled to die next week. From the coherent quality of the message, it looks like Lindsay was completely sober when she crafted this message (that’s not usually the case): “My father is…
Lindsay Lohan’s had another difficult batch of weeks, but she hasn’t been dropped by her record label, Casablanca Records. Both Lindsay’s rep and a rep from Universal, Casablanca’s parent company, told the rumor smiting Gossip Cop that Lindsay is still with the label. This is good news for Lindsay, because her new internship in fashion…
Lindsay Lohan is a 23-year-old girl, though she recently posed with 54-year-old Donatella Versace and managed to look older than the fashion icon. Several years of hard partying, and some claim plastic surgery, have wreaked havoc on her looks, giving her a her puffy face, squinty eyes, gaunt frame, premature wrinkles, and a lost look…
Paris Fashion Week is coming to a close and once again we are left to sort through the pictures and videos of hundreds and hundreds of mostly skinny women wearing clothes ranging from the well-crafted mundane to the absolutely bizarre. This post will focus on the latter as I try to compile the Top Ten…
Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…
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