It’s been said for a couple years now that the music industry is going down like the Titanic, which appears to be true with as many leaks as it has! It leaks more than a ten cent diaper! And speaking of ten cent diapers, the latest victim of pre-releasal is the Queen of Downward Spiral herself, Lindsay Lohan!
The song is called “I Wanna Be Bad” and appears to be about Lindsay’s longing to be the kinda girl that would have a one night stand with a guy. Sorta ridiculous don’t you think? Kind of like Adam Lambert releasing “I Wanna Be Gay” or Pete Wentz singing “I Wanna Be A Douchebag.” Maybe it’s the “guy” part that’s giving Lindsay troubles?
Either way, here’s the track. I would say the song is expected to be on Lindsay’s next album, but you and I both know there is no next Lindsay Lohan album.
Lindsay – you want to be bad, and you have succeeded! I think any music critic on the planet would be happy to assure you that you are really, really, really bad.
I do like the train at the beginning, though – you think that’s a “Train Wreck” joke? Maybe she saw our one-and-only issue of Train Wreck Magazine on which she was the cover girl!
My favorite line from the song?
I can feel your rocket ’bout to go ‘boom’
Well Lindsay, I can feel your career ’bout to go ‘boom,’ but not in a good way.
This song could have been a big hit if it had been performed by one of the Real Housewives. You reading this Kim Zolciak?
