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Jenelle Evans rekindles Teen Mom war with Kim Kardashian

ByDarren O

A while back Kim Kardashian released the Preggersburg Address, a blog post about the issue of teen pregnancy and singled out the show Teen Mom in the process blaming it for glamorizing pregnancy for young women. Teen Mom Amber Portwood replied with a thoughtful smack down that mentioned Kim’s sex tape fame while questioning her expertise on the subject.

Things had been quiet lately in my favorite accidental pop culture celebrity war of words, that was until the always candid Jenelle Evans tweeted a brief review of Kim K’s new song. Oh yeah, you gotta read this!

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Kim Kardashian vs. Teen Moms!

ByDarren O

Here at Starcasm we are all about keeping up with Kim Kardashian and all our favorite Teen Moms but not in a million years did I see the two forces coming together in a virtual war of words! Somehow, someway the two unstoppable pop phenomenons have found themselves at the doorsteps of a battle over the issue of teen pregnancy and it ain’t pretty folks.

Read what Kim K blogged and then batten down your hatches for Amber Portwood’s and Jenelle Evans’ heated returns of fire. Pop culture cat fight!

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Never mind the buttocks here’s Kim Kardashian

ByDarren O

Kim Kardashian is recording an album. Before all of you start covering up your ears in horror try to look on the bright side and realize that this will inevitably result in music videos. Did that still not help? Yeah I’m pretty inconsolable about the whole idea too.

Check out a brief video of Kim K singing with Jimmy Fallon at the 2010 Emmy’s and then read our title and track listing suggestions for her debut including “In the Derriere Tonight” feat. Phil Collins and “Rears in Heaven” feat. Eric Clapton.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s hourglass figure at the FiFi Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Kardashian reminded everyone at the 2010 FiFi Awards where the term “hourglass figure” comes from! The reality show starlet and perfume maven showed up at the Fragrance Oscars in a male-libido-warping, form-fitting strapless gown that accentuated the visual amusement park that is Kim Kardashian’s figure perfectly. Keep reading to see photos of Kim and find out what in the world the FiFi Awards are!

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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

ByAsa Hawks

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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Kim Kardashian bikini photo – Did she diet her curves away? NOOOOOO!!!!

ByAsa Hawks

I’ve been very open about my Kim Kardashian curve lurve in previous posts, so needless to say I was quite distressed when I saw the most recent image the formerly curvaceous vixen uploaded to Twitpic with the accompanying caption: “Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I’ve reached my goal!”

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Kim Kardashian’s Snow White costume leads to role in Disney remake?

ByAsa Hawks

It had to happen! Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes were so great it appears she got a phone call from Disney to star in a remake of the 1937 classic Snow White! Thanks to the Disney Corporation’s close ties to the Starcasm Corporation we were able to obtain this exclusive sneak peek: There’s no word if…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Snow White costume

ByStarcasm Staff

I’m still all a-flutter from Kim’s mind-blowing Princess Jasmine costume and she goes and posts MORE pictures of herself in Disney attire, this time donning the slightly less-revealing ball gown of 1937’s Snow White. UPDATE! KIM’S AWESOME IMPERSONATION OF SNOW WHITE HAS LANDED HER A LEADING ROLE IN THE DISNEY REMAKE! CLICK TO CHECK IT…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

Good gracious! These pictures of Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine costume will leave no doubt in your mind that she is about the crazy-curviest woman on the planet! (No disrespect Kelly Brook.) I was just doing a celebrity costume post last night on AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy Batgirl outfit and I commented on the fact…

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian looks badonkalicious pumping gas

ByAsa Hawks

Need some tips to keep the Kardashians straight? Some lucky Herman Melvillian paparazzi were able to capture the great white whale that is the south end of a northbound Kim Kardashian! Or, in layman’s terms, “It’s Kim K booty pics y’all!” The always-lovely Kim stopped to pump some gas Saturday and it turned into another…

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PHOTOS 2009 Emmy Awards red carpet KIM KARDASHIAN and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to our comprehensive coverage of the 2009 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet! We will be posting up pictures of all you favorite actors and actresses as soon as they are available to us. Next up are two of the three Kardashian sisters – Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian. Kim is just as…

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Who is Kim Kardashian’s father, Robert Kardashian?

Bycarrieglass

Photos and biographical info on lawyer Robert Kardashian, father of Rob Jr., Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. Find out about his battle with esophageal cancer as well as his connection to O.J. Simpson