Pastor eaten alive by crocodiles while trying to walk on water
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Pastor eaten alive by crocodiles while trying to walk on water

ByJohn

In yet another instance of the headline being so good you almost don’t need the story itself, a pastor eaten alive by crocodiles appears to have met his demise while trying to duplicate the power of Christ by walking on water for his parishoners. The story–brought to our attention by The Blemish–goes like this. Jonathan…

Where did Dr. Oakley go to vet school? Frequently asked questions about the Nat Geo Wild star
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Where did Dr. Oakley go to vet school? Frequently asked questions about the Nat Geo Wild star

ByJohn

Where did Dr. Oakley go to vet school? Where does she live? Is she married? Does she prefer peanut butter M&Ms to standard peanut? Nat Geo staple Dr. Michelle Oakley regularly captivates viewers with her adventures on Dr. Oakley: Yukon Vet–but it turns out that there are still a lot of common questions about the vet….

Rumors about Leonardo DiCaprio being raped by a bear continue to spread
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Rumors about Leonardo DiCaprio being raped by a bear continue to spread

ByJohn

Rumors about Leonardo DiCaprio bear rape have spread faster than the California wildfires that threaten some of those very bears’ habitats. Part of that is due to the fact that the phrase “Leonardo DiCaprio bear rape” is too absurd and funny to ever feel real. Even as the rumor spread, and people typed “Leonardo DiCaprio bear rape”…

PHOTOS Kaley Cuoco celebrates 30th birthday with surprise party at wildlife preserve
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PHOTOS Kaley Cuoco celebrates 30th birthday with surprise party at wildlife preserve

ByJohn

It’s been kind of a rough year for Kaley Cuoco. Her divorce has taken up most of her time since she and soon-to-be-ex Ryan Sweeting announced their split this past September. A few weeks ago, while speaking at a charity event, Cuoco broke down in tears in the middle of her speech, though she was…

Australia might put Johnny Depp’s dogs down after he imported them illegally
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Australia might put Johnny Depp’s dogs down after he imported them illegally

ByJohn

  It’s been a rough few months for Johnny Depp. He made a bit of a fool of himself with his drunk introduction at the Hollywood Film Awards. He placed second–behind only Adam Sandler–on Forbes’ list of the most overpaid actors in Hollywood. He married Amber Heard, but all signs point to a rocky marriage…

Dog abandoned at train station with suitcase full of his belongings
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Dog abandoned at train station with suitcase full of his belongings

ByKiki

A 2-3 year-old Sharpei was left at a Scotland railway station tied up and sitting next to his own luggage. The canine’s suitcase was filled with his own stuff including a toy, pillow, food bowl, and food. The dog had a microchip which led police to find out his name, Kai, and the people who…

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PHOTOS “Millions outraged” by Sarah Palin’s Facebook dog pictures

ByJohn

  Sarah Palin, the television salesperson who moonlights as a former Alaskan governor, has outraged animal rights activists and dismayed many of her own supporters by sharing photos of her youngest son standing gleefully upon the family dog. Palin shared a New Year’s Day post on Facebook which began innocuously enough. In it, she employed…

REPORT No animals harmed? American Humane Association routinely covers up on-set animal injuries
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REPORT No animals harmed? American Humane Association routinely covers up on-set animal injuries

ByEmily

The American Humane Association, the nonprofit behind the “No Animals Were Harmed” seal, is under fire after a report showed animal injuries and deaths are routinely covered up to protect the organization’s relationship with major film and television producers.

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VIDEO: Katy Perry’s “Unconditionally” teaser clip stars a bad-ass owl

ByStarcasm Staff

Katy Perry released a visually rich and romantic video teaser for “Unconditionally,” and while there’s a lot of period costumes, and snow, and melodramatic dancing, and a very emotional Katy, the true star is an owl who will f**k you up if you mess with Katy’s heart. I think that’s what’s going on.

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Puppy tied to train tracks narrowly escaped death

ByStarcasm Staff

“It’s probably one of the worst things I’ve seen,” said Union Pacific Special Agent Sal Pina, who untied a 10-month-old puppy from train tracks near Mecca, California.

The poodle-terrier mix’s owner, a 78-year-old man, tied him to the tracks and walked away, but an alert train engineer was able to apply emergency brakes to stop the train before the dog was injured.