Category: Health and Beauty

Up until now everyone thought the King Of Rock and Roll died on the toilet because his love for fried peanutbutter banana baconsandwiches and other sinful goodies clogged up his arteries and caused cardiac arrhythmia. Now his friend of twelve years and physician Dr. George “Nick” Nichopoulos claims that Elvis Presley fatally succumbed to a battle with chronic constipation. He even attributed Presley’s weight gain to constipation, not overeating, saying that the Rock patriarch would lose 20 lbs. after a healthy bowel movement.

Michael Lohan suffered a mild heart attack last night days after canceling a celebrity wrestling match over chest pains, and just days before a scheduled procedure to remove an artery blockage. Lohan has a well-known past with drugs, but recent comments from his daughter Lindsay, and a video that he shopped around of his recent ex-girlfriend Erin Mueller using cocaine, might suggest that he has been using cocaine in recent history too.