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Tiger Woods Mistresses Scorecard with photos and bios of all the women so far!

Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!

I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.

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Tiger Woods was admitted to hospital for overdose on Vicodin and Ambien, was intubated for breathing problems

The ladies multiply and the plot thickens. Following the emergence of documents that indicate Tiger Woods had Vicodin and Ambien in his blood the night of the infamous car crash, TMZ has learned that he was admitted to the hospital as an overdose case, not an accident victim. This information is supported by a neighbor…

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Did Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, move out of their Windermere family home?

Although there are reports that Elin might take millions to stay with her straying husband Tiger Woods, Radaronline claims that she’s moved out of the house she shared with Tiger. There is so much going on with this scandal, it’s difficult to keep up with. The identities of Tiger’s mistresses have been revealed at a…

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PHOTOS, VIDEO – Tiger Woods mistresses Six and Seven are Manhattan party girl Cori Rist and porn star Holly Sampson –

It will soon become know that Tiger Woods has bagged every hostess, party girl, “model,” restaurant manager, and porn star in the lower 48 states (no one’s come forth from Hawaii, Alaska, or abroad, yet). In the meantime, we’ve got two more names and stories: Former Hooters waitress and New York party girl Cori Rist,…

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More Tiger Woods mistress Kalika Moquin pictures with hot dogs and a private jet!

OK, Kalika Moquin has taken over the top spot in my list of favorite Tiger Woods mistress photos, surpassing Mindy Lawton’s immaculate “Waffle House Chic” pose! If Kalika pitched her Tiger woo with a frankfurter spread like that I might have to give him a Mulligan for this particular dalliance. What red-blooded American male could resist that? It still doesn’t explain the other dozen or so mistresses that we know about, but shaving one stroke of his score couldn’t hurt!

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Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Jungers video in a hot tub

Tiger Woods mistress number four Jamie Jungers wasn’t just a “trashy girl” she was also a hot tub hottie! This youtube video shows Jamie at the Rockstar US Open Party VIP tent where she is sitting on the edge of a hot tub in a black bikini top and small cut-off shorts. While one creepy blushing dude squirts water from a hose and lifts Jamie’s leg another provides commentary and even gives Jamie a brief, one-question interview:

Host: Are you just hanging out in a hot tub all day? Is that what you do?

Jamie Jungers: That’s what I do for a living. It’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.

Here’s the video. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark for the beginning of Jamievision.

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Mindy Lawton pictures, Tiger Woods mistress number 5 or so

Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.

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Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods: What’s the big deal?

Hugh Hefner, who’s built an empire on the female body, and made a hit television show about his polyamorous relationships with women a quarter of his age, has spoken out about the Tiger Woods affair. His take: What’s the big deal? Full quote: “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody…

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PHOTOS – Who is Tiger Woods’ fourth mistress? Jamie Jungers, a Vegas model and casino “Trashy Girl”

Jamie Jungers is the fourth Tiger Woods mistress to be identified, leaving only 489,594 that we don’t know about yet! Radaronline.com had identified Jungers as number four and says a British newspaper is set to publish her story. Not only that, but a competing UK mag will publish ANOTHER Tiger mistress story, and at least…

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PHOTOS Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Kalika Moquin at Holly Madison’s birthday December 5, 2009

It’s hard to take a photo in Las Vegas without getting a Tiger Woods mistress in the frame, and that was the case at last night’s birthday party for former Playboy playmate Holly Madison at the Jet nightclub. Captured at the event was Kalika Moquin (Tiger Woods Mistress catalog number EJ07492) sporting some tight dark gray pants and loose fitting gray-striped party blouse.

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Tiger Woods had Ambien sex with Rachel Uchitel, dreamed of threesome with Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz?

These Tiger Woods stories keep getting kinkier. It turns out Tiger doesn’t just take Ambien for late night fire hydrant bowling, he also takes the sleeping pills to enhance sex, a person claiming to be one of mistress Rachel Uchitel‘s friends told Radar Online. Never heard of that particular fetish? Rachel reported told her friend,…

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VIDEO ‘Mr. Green has arrived’ Gloria Allred’s daughter Lisa Bloom claims Rachel Uchitel press conference canceled because of deal worth at least a million

It’s still a mystery why the Rachel Uchitel press conference was canceled yesterday, but someone sort-of close to the situation claims it’s just an old-fashioned million dollar deal, a.k.a. a visit from “Mr. Green.” The daughter of Rachel Uchitel’s attorney, Gloria Allred, also happens to be a CBS News legal analyst, and this morning she…

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VIDEO – Golfer Jesper Parnevik Tiger Woods scandal: He hopes former nanny Elin Nordegren uses a driver next time

Golfer Jesper Parnevik and his wife Mia hired Elin Nordegren in 2001 to be an au pair, or nanny, to their children. Elin was introduced to Tiger through them, and now Parnevik is sorry he encouraged Elin to enter a relationship with Tiger. He’s so angry over adulterous allegations from a multitude of women, that…

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Kalika Moquin photos – Tiger Woods mistress number three!

Here are some pictures of Kalika Moquin, yet another of Tiger Woods’ alleged “transgressions,” bringing the mistress tally up to three. JackColton.com lists the marketing manager for The Bank Nightclub at Bellagio as the 31 most influential people in Vegas Nightlife. She’ll probably get a bump in her ranking thanks to her bumping of Tiger.

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Define “transgression”: After mistress leaks Voicemail, Tiger Woods admits to “transgressions” and “personal sins”

Very private Tiger Woods has been smoked out of his complete silence and seclusion by a telling voicemail he left for Tool Academy’s Jaimee Grubbs, as her to please erase his name from her phone, quickly, because his wife Elin may be calling her. Tiger is still hoping to keep privacy in this matter, but…

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AUDIO – In Voicemail,Tiger Woods tells Jaimee Grubbs to delete his name off her phone “Do it quickly”

Rachel Uchitel still denies any involvement with Tiger Woods, but Tool Academy’s Jaimee Grubbs is determined to prove her relationship with the world’s richest golfer. It didn’t take much, really, just this voicemail of Tiger asking Jaimee to delete his name from her phone because the gig is up with wife Elin. Now Tiger is…

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Tiger Woods Scandal: Video of Tool Academy drama with “Tiger’s mistress” Jaimee Grubbs, Shawn Southern, and Aida

Before Jaimee Grubbs was claiming a long-term affair with Tiger Woods, she was on Tool Academy with a guy (Shawn “Loud Mouth Tool” Southern) who was such a tool he dumped her for another girl on the show named Aida. I haven’t ever really watched this show outside of short hilarious clips on The Soup,…

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Tiger Woods car accident reenactment videos with wife Elin Nordegren

There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!

Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!

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Tiger Woods scandal: He had another mistress? Jaimee Grubbs from Tool Academy claims affair – PHOTOS, PICS

The Tiger Woods scandal continues with new shocking information from Jaimee Grubbs, a Tool Academy participant (with Shawn “Loud Mouth Tool” Southern.) Jaimee claims she met Tiger when she was a 21-year-old cocktail waitress in 2007 in Las Vegas, and began a long, 31-month affair that included 20 sexual encounters. Grubbs has text messages, photos,…

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Who is Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods? – PHOTOS

Until recently no one’s really paid attention to Tiger Woods’ wife, the pretty blonde Swedish model Elin Nordegren. She’s a beautiful woman who’s always smiled sweetly by Tiger’s side and posed in charming family photos as their family grew. The Woods have stayed quiet and their personal life has stayed out of the media until…

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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren in “American Gothic”

The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.

Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)

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AUDIO – Listen to the Tiger Woods 911 call

Here is the complete 911 call placed to police to report the Tiger Woods accident. The call was placed by a neighbor and initially reports Tiger had crashed into a “pole,” but he later corrected himself.

The call doesn’t reveal very much about exactly what happened to cause the car crash. There has bee a good deal of controversy over whether or not Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren broke out the rear window of the 2009 Cadillac Escalade with a golf club after the accident to get her husband out of the vehicle or if the window was busted by Elin immediately before the accident after a heated domestic dispute over Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.

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Tiger Woods car crash photos from the scene

Here are a number of photos from the scene of Tiger Woods’ one vehicle accident in Windermere, Florida Friday morning. The photos show Tiger’s 2009 Cadillac Escalade received quite a bit of damage to the right front after crashing into his neighbor’s tree on Deacon Cricle. You can also see the where his wife Elin Nordegren allegedly smashed out the back window with a golf club (she claims it was to get Tiger out of the vehicle, but conflicting reports state that she smashed out the window as he was driving away after a heated dispute over Tiger’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.)

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Rachel Uchitel photos: Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress denies affair, has been linked to David Boreanaz – PHOTO

Just last month Star magazine linked VIP nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s David Boreanaz, a married man, but everyone collectively yawned. Scandal fail! Now she’s gone for broke with an affair with one of the most famous athletes in the world, Tiger Woods and caused his wife to scratch his face…

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Tiger Woods rumor: Facial injuries caused by wife Elin Nordegren before his accident over affair with Rachel Uchitel? PHOTO

The facial wounds Tiger Woods was treated for early Friday morning after a bizarre car accident, were caused by his wife Elin Nordegren, not by the accident, a source tells TMZ. Although Tiger hasn’t yet spoken to the Florida State Patrol about the incident, he allegedly did speak to someone else who claims that Tiger…

PHOTOS Tiger Woods Accident Report plus recap of reports from November 27
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PHOTOS Tiger Woods Accident Report plus recap of reports from November 27

Golf superstar and global icon Tiger Woods is in serious condition after his 2009 Escalade was involved in a single car accident in Central Florida. The Florida State Highway Patrol reports that his vehicle hit a tree not far from his home at 6348 Deacon Circle. While driving on Deacon Circle he reportedly hit a…