Category: Entertainment News

CELEBITCHY - Everything about the Senate-requested, White House-ordered FBI investigation into the sexual assault allegations against Brett Kavanaugh is pretty sham-tastic. I know I've always done my best work when I'm submitting it at 2:30 in the morning on the day of the deadline JEZEBEL - Speaking of best work, Kavanaugh got the Wall Street Journal to publish an op-ed in which he calls himself both "impartial" and "emotional" and implies that coaching girls' basketball is related to being a good judge. Does he have PR people, and are they the same ones in charge of Johnny Depp's sputtering rebrand? VOX - There are five swing votes on Kavanaugh; here's where those five senators stand right now THE BLAST - Amy Schumer was arrested for protesting the Kavanaugh nomination on Thursday, and there's video of that; Emily Ratajkowski was also there, and says she was also arrested, although there isn't video of that THE BLEMISH - So there's a fake Drew Barrymore interview out there in Egypt Air's in-flight magazine and it's pretty absurd (though, again, fake). The takeaway is that it looks like somebody might just be making stuff up, publishing it, and getting away with it because in-flight magazines are almost as widely read as toilet paper REALITY TEA - Danielle Staub is doing the work of a full-time RHONJ cast member despite only being technically a "friend." Witness this path of destruction as she shades Marty Caffrey, Margaret Josephs, Jacqueline Laurita, Caroline Manzo, and new Housewife Jackie Goldschneider in a single interview LAINEY GOSSIP - The first full trailer for Netflix's Riverdale spin-off The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is here, and it's getting great reviews even though it's just a trailer. It stars Kiernan Shipka and kind of looks like what Sally from Mad Men would be doing in the 70s, so it almost serves as a Mad Men spin-off as well DLISTED - Suge Knight, who originally took a plea deal back in 2015, has been sentenced to 28 years for his hit-and-run murder case. He's already served three-and-a-half years, and could get out after serving a decade (so, by the spring of 2025)

THE BLAST - Cardi B's assault arrest came as something of a surprise this morning, if the screams of her fans outside the presinct house were any indication. Cardi turned herself in following allegations "that she ordered an attack on two strip club bartenders" last August JEZEBEL - Everything about the FBI's investigation into the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations has been a disappointing sham since the investigation was announced last week. Here's where it stands today! CELEBITCHY - And speaking of Kavanaugh, there's a long and growing list of all the inaccuracies and lies in the testimony he gave last week. The most glaring of these all have to do with Kavanaugh's alcohol intake and drinking habits, which, to put it....gently, is not a great look REALITY TEA - If you were hoping to watch Real Housewives of Atlanta star Eva Marcille get married later this year, boy are you in luck. According to a new report, the RHOA Season 11 finale will focus entirely on Eva's wedding to Michael Sterling VOX - A suggestion for you, now that it's October: If you were thinking about buying an "Indian" costume for Halloween this year, don't do that. And especially don't buy one of a "Sexy Native American." Here's why you should not THE BLEMISH - From legally changing his name to Ye to dressing in a seltzer bottle costume for his SNL performance to wearing his MAGA hat again and stringing together a bunch of words about why Donald Trump cares about black people, Kanye West was most definitely "back on his bullsh!t" this weekend THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - Wait a minute -- now JD Madison from Southern Charm is being accused of rape *and* of somehow intimidating his alleged victim? This show now features two more alleged sex criminals than any reality show or group of people really ever needs DLISTED - Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk got married over the weekend; they made it public by sharing a photo of their wedding bands on Instagram. To the disappointment of millions, the bands appear to be standard gold and in no way crafted from a pair of GOOP's vagina eggs LAINEY GOSSIP - "Jennifer Lawrence’s man management": Here's J-Law at the premiere of The Favourite which features her friend Emma Stone and her ex Nicholas Hoult and a surprising number of other celebrities who have intimate connections to those three people

CELEBITCHY - After a second woman came forward via New Yorker article this past weekend, a third Kavanaugh accuser is expected to accuse the federal judge of sexual abuse sometime this week VOX - Bill Cosby's sentencing on sexual abuse charges will conclude today. The prosecution is arguing that Cosby "remains a risk to the public" and should serve a sentence of between five and ten years, though Cosby could get as much as 30 years REALITY TEA - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne confirms that Lisa Vanderpump was indeed the RHOBH cast member who didn't want to participate in the cast photo shoot, leading yet more fans to wonder why Lisa doesn't just exit the show and stick to Vanderpump Rules THE BLEMISH - Hillary Duff, nine months pregnant, is being harassed by a paparazzo who keeps stalking her even after she explicitly asks him not to because he "lost [his] whole morning and didn't get no photos." It's sometimes hard to feel sympathy for celebrities, but now is not one of those times LAINEY GOSSIP - Joaquin Phoenix's Joker looks like a middle school drama club version of Heath Ledger's Joker and Jared Leto is still out there somewhere playing the Joker in an entirely different movie and why do we need two separate movies with this character, again? JEZEBEL - Bill O'Reilly is suing his ex-wife -- the one who divorced him because he choked her after she discovered him pantsless and having phone sex -- for $10 million in a strange fraud case that is for some reason sealed and sounds juicy as hell THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - Steve Irwin’s Family Is Returning To Animal Planet In New Series Crickey! It’s the Irwins DLISTED - After eight years and $240 million in ticket sales, Celine Dion is ending her second residency at Las Vegas' Colosseum, reportedly so she can record a new album and go on a proper tour to promote it THE BLAST - It should come as no surprise to learn that Tyga, who will always and forever be best known as Kylie Jenner's ex, is in deep financial trouble. Apparently Tyga more or less stopped paying taxes while he was with Kylie (I wonder why?) and now owes the IRS seven figures in addition to a seven-figure lawsuit over bailing on a concert

THE BLAST - First, director Glenn Weiss won an Emmy for helming this year's Academy Awards broadcast. Then, he revealed he lost his mother two weeks ago and will be forever heartbroken. *Then* he pulled out his mother's wedding ring and proposed to his longtime girlfriend Jan Svendsen onstage -- and she said yes! JEZEBEL - Glenn later revealed he was planning to propose to Jan last night at one of the afterparties if he didn't win an Emmy...but then he did, gracing us all with a beautiful, delightfully unscripted moment DLISTED - Some other things happened at the Emmy Awards, like The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel winning what felt like every single category in which it was nominated, including Outstanding Comedy Series. I guess I need to revive my Amazon Prime subscription now CELEBITCHY - Colin Jost and Michael Che, who hosted the show, are getting...mixed reviews, at best. This (accurate) review is not at all mixed LAINEY GOSSIP - Here's Chrissy Teigen and John Legend looking their usual amazing at last night's show. (I think the sequined gown Chrissy wore on the red carpet was actually nicer than the one she wore for the show and afterparty; John Legend would be dapper as hell in a fumigator's uniform) REALITY TEA - Among the many celebrities spotted out and about at the many Emmy afterparties: The entire Vanderpump Rules cast, who hit up Comedy Central's gala together. Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval look especially fetching THE BLEMISH - In non-Emmy, crashing-back-to-earth-now news, apparently Fortnite is responsible for a surprising and rising number of divorces (as is "video game addiction" in general) VOX - Somebody in Australia is going around sticking needles inside of individual strawberries at assorted supermarkets. This particular instance of "commercial terrorism" has so far happened in six of Australia's eight states and territories, and police are baffled THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - I have honestly lost track of the number of Duggars and Duggar-affiliated people who are of marrying age, but John-David Duggar and Abbie Burnett are apparently getting married this November and I assume they are real people