VIDEO Kanye West vs. Cleveland Brown, Jr. on The Cleveland Show

The egonormous Kanye West once again got the prime time animation treatment, this time from Family Guy spin-off The Cleveland Show. The clip is much kinder and gentler than the brutally hilarious Southpark “Gay Fish” episode and features Kanye and Cleveland, Jr. in a rap slam contest:

The clip is a preview from this week’s episode which I’m guessing will feature Kanye throughout.

Here are the words to the rap duel:

Kanye [K]: [talking] Whoah, whoah, whoah! I can’t belee you showin’ your face aroun here, especially talkin’ to my girl like dat! I should mess you up right now, but instead, I’m gonna take you down with my lyrics. Federstein, lay down a beat.

[rapping] It’s Kenny sippin’ Henny
Rhymes slicker than Teflon
The school been high
I’m the black Zac Efron
And when I meet a shorty
you know we going backwards
Pulling more tail
than my man John Edwards
Lumpy, chunky,
boogie-eating chump B
Acting out of place
like Hootie singing country
Leave my girl alone
and get your own tenderoni
Come on, who are we kidding?
You’re used to being lonely.

Cleveland, Jr. [CJr]: [talking] I need to say something here. H-Hello? Can you hear me?

A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Someone should have told you not to [bleep] with me.

[rapping] You think you can rhyme
man your flow was amateur
I’m a nerd, I can smoke you
with iambic pentameter
Mess with me?
Homeboy, don’t wanna risk it
I’ll burn you like Mrs. Friedman’s God-awful brisket

[Mrs. Friedman, holding a plate of brisket: “Well, that was uncalled for.”]

Yeah, how you like me now, b!tch?

KW: Fall back big boy ’cause you’re steppin’ to the best
Kenny West, test, test, test
Yo is this thing on?
Cratchobock Hitchcock
Yeah, I just dissed you in Klingon

CJr: Noocka puragha
Yeah I speak Klingon too
So kiss my chocklugunta
and also Haghkt you!

Your flow is faded and dated
deflated and constipated
If I had to rate it: Hate it!
Translated: “You ate it”
Hey cheeseball you been graded
chewed up, swallowed and defecated
Ha! Truly stated.
On the DVD this won’t be pixelated
(gives Kanye the finger)

KW: Alright, alright I know you think you’re so hot
(busts out an autotune device)
Question is, Can you siiiiing like a roboo-ooooo-o-o-oooot?

CJr: [without autotune] Yes I can siii-i-i-ii-iiing like a ro-oboo-o-o-ooooo-oo-ot

KW: Now y’all just witnessed history in the makin

CJr: Greatest combination since eggs and bacon

KW: Kenny West and Cleveland, Jr. Brown

Together: Let’s get up and burn this mother down.