Charlie Sheen parody song “That’s What Sheen Said”

It was inevitable that #winning Charlie Sheen would begin to have parody songs popping up across the internet landscape.  Well here at Starcasm we’re fortunate to have a fan who’s sent in his second video, this time addressing all of this Charlie Sheen mess.  His first video was a way random ode to Teen Mom baby-daddy Corey Simms and his hat after a post we made about it.

Well the folks liked the song and I guess our friend who goes by CoreySimmsFan on YouTube was kind of tickled by the views so he contacted us and has written another, this time for tiger blood himself.  He’s called it “That’s What Sheen Said” and he gives credit to us for the phrase even though it looks like there’s a blog that’s been created by that name (smart)!

Here’s “That’s What Sheen Said” to the tune of the country standard “Honky Tonk Man” popularized by Dwight Yoakam:

That’s What Sheen Said

That’s what Sheen said

I’m a bi-winning man
And I can’t seem to stop
With my two goddess porn stars and my pure tiger blood
Well my money’s almost gone
So I tweet all day long
About being a rock star BOOM
My polygamy home

Well 2 porn goddesses and a drug called Charlie Sheen
That’s all he needs for a bi-winning creep
Don’t even dream of trying this in your sleep
It would melt your face off and cause your children to weep

That’s What Sheen Said

I’m a bi-winning man
And I can’t seem to stop
With my two goddess porn stars and my pure tiger blood
Well my money’s almost gone
So I tweet all day long
About being a rock star BOOM
My polygamy home

Poetry at his fingertips
He’s a battle tested bayonet
An F-18 loaded head to toe
Just dealing with a bunch of fools and trolls

That’s what Sheen said

WINNING

Thanks to CoreySimmsFan for another fun song and of course to Charlie Sheen for starting off 2011 on a BOOM, #winning note! Just for fun here’s a link to seven other C.S. parody songs as compiled by the MiamiNewTimes.

Top Photo: Dimitri Halkidis/wenn.com