How many celebrities are Scientologists?
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How many celebrities are Scientologists?

ByJohn

  How many celebrities are Scientologists? The religion’s adherents claim it’s a misunderstood religion; its detractors say its adherents are batsh*t insane. There are a number of lengthy documentaries on Scientology available right there on YouTube, but what we do know about Scientology is confusing. The long and short of it is that Scientologists, in their own…

PHOTOS Selma Blair as Kris Jenner, David Schwimmer as Robert Kardashian and more for American Crime Story
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PHOTOS Selma Blair as Kris Jenner, David Schwimmer as Robert Kardashian and more for American Crime Story

ByEmily

Looking at Selma Blair and Kris Jenner together on the red carpet earlier this week, it’s easy to see the ladies have a few similar characteristics… But, when Selma was transformed into Kris for American Crime Story? Woah! PICS: Selma Blair totally transforms into Kris Jenner for #AmericanCrimeStory! http://t.co/Ln4hfFww10 — Us Weekly (@usweekly) May 15,…

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VIDEO John Travolta creeps everyone out by holding Idina Menzel’s face at the Oscars

ByJohn

  John Travolta’s career post-Battlefield Earth is an atomic wasteland of the crazy, awkward, and bizarre. Last year, he somehow managed to butcher Idina Menzel’s name into “Adele Dazeem” while introducing the singer; this year, there was a fair amount of anticipation as to what Johnny T-Pants would do to make things right with the…

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Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta music video “I Think You Might Like It”

ByLindsay

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John recently released an all new holiday album and now we have the first official music video! The duo had a little fun with their on-screen history and created a Grease-inspired number for the single, “I Think You Might Like It.”

All about Kirstie Alley’s first marriage and love affairs
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All about Kirstie Alley’s first marriage and love affairs

ByStarcasm Staff

Kirstie’s love affairs never were consummated, but they were all emotional affairs, which are just as hurtful as a sexual affairs, if not more so. In fact, Kirstie had an emotional affair with a young man at age 24, four years into her first marriage to Bob Alley (Kirstie’s maiden name is also Alley, and her father is named Robert, to make things more confusing.)

Kirstie’s love affairs never were consummated, but they were all emotional affairs, which are just as hurtful as a sexual affair, if not more so. In fact, Kirstie had an emotional affair with a young man at age 24, four years into her first marriage to Bob Alley (Kirstie’s maiden name is also Alley, and her father is named Robert, to make things more confusing.)

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John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John reunite for “This Christmas” album

ByLindsay

Grease fans rejoice! Danny and Sandy are getting back together. Well, sort of. John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John are reuniting after 30 years to release a holiday album titled This Christmas, which will be released November 13. The album will feature lots of classic Christmas tunes such as “White Christmas” and “Silent Night” as well as a few new, follow-up tunes, including “I Think You Might Like It” with the same producer as the duo’s smash hit, “You’re The One That I Want!” Ooo-ooo-ooooo!

PHOTOS John Travolta and Kelly Preston together at Savages world premiere

ByAsa Hawks

John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston showed up together for the world premiere of Savages held at the Village Theater in Westwood, California Monday night. The appearance comes just a couple weeks after the two reportedly took a “togetherness” trip to the island of Kauai in Hawaii to try to deal with the stress caused by the numerous recent allegations that John had sexually assaulted various men and had consensual sexual interaction with many others. There have been several reports that the coupel was headed for divorce, but they seemed to put on a good face on the red carpet.

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John Travolta cross-dressing photos surface, another masseur reveals details about gay tryst

ByAsa Hawks

The diligent researchers at The National Enquirer continue to turn up more sordid details from John Travolta’s alleged alternate life. The cover story for this week’s issue features cross-dressing photos of John supposedly taken in 1997 and claims John’s wife Kelly Preston has left him in the wake of the scandal. Meanwhile, The tabloid’s website published a story earlier today in which yet another masseur comes forward alleging Travolta made inappropriate sexual advances toward him, but this one’s tale has a slightly different ending because he willfully gave in! Keep reading for all the latest in Travoltagate!

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John Travolta received an extra crispy finger lickin’ diss

ByDarren O

John Travolta was across the big pond in England attending an annual Scientology event when he started jonesing for one of those Double Down KFC calorie bombs. It was finger lickin’ good time for the A-lister so his rep called the local KFC and requested a reservation for the star and his party. The only hiccup in all this was that Travolta’s rep called the wrong bloke! Maybe he should have just went with McD’s and a Royale with cheese…

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Is John Travolta costing Housewife Sonja Morgan $7 million?

ByDarren O

When I imagine a film involving NYC Housewife Sonja Morgan and it has the title Fast Flash Bang Time I guarantee you it has nothing to do with John Travolta! Anywho, sadly for Sonja this film that never happened is going to cost her 7 million according to a recent appellate court ruling. Find out about the film, who is getting Sonja’s money and why Sonja blames Vinnie Barbarino for the whole sordid affair!

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Quick Quotes: Rob Schneider’s brutal stab at John Travolta

ByDarren O

Quick, think of the most brutal joke you would use to explain John Travolta’s noted absence from Quentin Tarantino’s Friars Club roast yesterday. Not bad, but I GUARANTEE you that Rob Schneider’s was much more incindiary! Read on for what could prove to be the the raunchiest joke from the evening but be warned it could very well offend you.

Robert Randolph’s spa scandal and the long history of John Travolta gay rumors

Robert Randolph’s spa scandal and the long history of John Travolta gay rumors

ByStarcasm Staff

A man named Robert Randolf is putting out a book called You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again about Hollywood’s “secret gay spa culture,” and he took a lie detector test when he spoke to the National Enquirer about one of the famous stars in his tell-all: John Travolta. Randolf claims that he met Travolta…

PHOTO John Travolta promotes ‘Thigh-entology’ at Australian Grand Prix

ByAsa Hawks

Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.

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PHOTO John Travolta rejects Zipyourflyentology

ByAsa Hawks

The entire world almost “got shorty” when actor John Travolta left the Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles with his zipper down earlier today. Travolta seemed completely unaware how close we all were to seeing his White Man’s Burden as he playfully acted out a scene from The Taking of Pelham X Y Z, even jokingly looking at his watch while he waited.

John Travolta is flying medics and volunteer Scientology ministers to Haiti

ByStarcasm Staff

John Travolta, a licensed pilot himself, has arranged for a plane to bring Scientology volunteer ministers, and medics to Haiti. He told Entertainment Tonight at Australia Week’s LA Black Tie Dinner. He commented: “”I have arranged for a plane to take down some volunteer ministers and some supplies and some medics. My church [Scientology] has…