TLC gives Breaking Amish’s Mary Schmucker iTunes gift card, Mary: ‘I have no use for it’

Normally, a $100 iTunes gift card is a pretty safe gift for just about anyone–but for Breaking Amish matriarch Mama Mary Schmucker, not so much. Mary revealed earlier today that she received the generous gift from TLC for her birthday, but revealed “I have no use for it” before then offering it for sale for $80.

Here’s the photo followed by Mary’s caption:

“I got this iTune card from TLC for my birthday I have no use for it would anybody pay me $80 for a $100 iTunes card.”

But iTunes gift cards (and cookbooks and afghans) aren’t the only thing Mary is sellin’! She is also offering up some clothes she purchased while in New York City filming her makeover episode. From Mary:

 

The clothes I am selling I got when I had my makeover in New York City I’m selling them because I can’t have them I thought I had them sold 3 weeks ago I never got my money so I guess they didn’t want them I want to take this money I get from these clothes and buy me some material for Amish dresses.

 

She clarified in the comments that “the things are too big for me, that’s why I am selling them.” Here’s what she has available — each begins with the size and then the price:

 

So, what do you think would have been a better gift for Mama Mary? Perhaps a Jo-Ann Fabric gift card? Or maybe some cranberry juice and a nice bottle of mixin’ booze?