As we reported earlier, Amber Rose celebrated her 31st birthday Monday night with a costume party, officially kicking off the 2014 celebrity Halloween season. Among those in attendance was model/designer (and Kim Kardashian bestie) Blac Chyna, who mashed up a whole lotta sacred and a whole lotta profane with her very revealing sexy nun costume!
Blac Chyna’s bad, bad habit featured a black leather cross in the front that did amazingly little to mask how cold it must have been outside, if you catch my drift, as well as a typical nun head-dress with matching white collar and a pair of black high heels. Everything else was see-through mesh — and that is a pretty high percentage of see-through mesh!
OK, calm down. I know what you’re wondering, and yes we have photos of that too. Here’s Blac Chyna’s nundonkadonk (or perhaps Hail Marrière?)
Since Blac Chyna was dressed as a sister, it only made sense that she would bring a mother, right? (I know, that segue was a bit lame.) Anyways, here’s Blac Chyna posing with her mom, Shalana “Ms.Toni” Hunter, owner of Onmygrind Entertainment, who was dressed as a sexy SWAT teamer:
Blac Chyna shared some of her own photos on instagram, including this Catholicki Minaj selfie that I have titled “The Fly Nun:”
And here are a couple more full-length pool-side sinstagram shots that will do little to keep most men’s minds free of impure thoughts:
Can you say “Ommm nommm nun?!?” I haven’t been this motivated to join a convent since Kate Upton went swimming in her nunderwear in The Three Stooges movie!
Be sure to CLICK HERE to check out more photos from Amber Rose’s costume birthday party, including the birthday girl herself dressed as zombie Peg Bundy from Married With Children!
