Oksana Grigorieva is removing a communist hammer and sickle tattoo Mel Gibson recommended

The mother of Mel Gibson’s eighth child, and now ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave a cryptic press conference Monday in Moscow about the split, hinting at more information to come.

Here’s the direct quote:

“I can tell you that … we have split up, suddenly and recently. Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon. Here is the official version: We split up by mutual consent and we will raise our daughter together. She is currently with my mother in my Los Angeles home.”

Although the message was very vague and hinted at a future OK! Magazine or 20/20 feature, Oksana did let slip a personal detail that seems a bit strange. She said she’s removing a hammer-and-sickle ankle tattoo Mel Gibson told her to get! For those of you too young to remember the Cold War Soviet Union, the hammer and sickle is a symbol of the communist party:

Hmmmm… Mel Gibson is a communist? I thought we would be in for another Jesse James swastika-tattooed gal, but instead of Michelle Bombshell McGee it appears we have Oksana Bombshell Mcgeevanov.

Mel Gibson is always full of surprises. Hopefully Oksana will someday sit down with Oprah and further elaborate.

In the meantime we can kill some time trying to think up communism-themed Mel Gibson movies like…

Stalingrad Max
Vat Vomen Vant
Kimjongila Sunrise
Mad Max Beyond Thundergrad

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