Rumors about Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber living together are the strangest involving the couple since they started banging on the DL in a Beverly Hills hotel suite last year. But, since everything the Kardashians do is so steeped in rumor they might as well be espionage agents–and could be!–we’ll play along. The latest from Hollywood Gossip is that Kourtney and Justin are allegedly done with “the friends with benefits stage” and have decided to make theirs a “full-blown relationship.”
They’re “essentially living together,” per an anonymous source, and “[share] a bed nearly every night.” (Which is probably difficult to do when you’re in the middle of a world tour.) Furthermore, Kourtney and Justin are said to be “totally inseparable,” have people around them “wondering if this is the real deal,” and, in the most cringeworthy detail of the whole article, apparently “have matching toothbrushes at each other’s houses.”
The scenario reportedly has Scott Disick in a tizzy, since he’s worried that Bieber will now become the father figure for he and Kourtney’s children. (And it’s important for Scott to spend time with his family, since 1OAK will only grant him so many paid appearances per week.) Fortunately for him, Gossip Cop quickly declared the whole story a big flaming lie. Of course, GC’s own sources are also completely anonymous, so there’s no way of telling whether any part of the story is false, all of it is, or none of it. And the site used the word “absurd” to describe the scenario, which is accurate–but doesn’t mean it isn’t true.
(Photo credits: Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber living together via Instagram)