Jane’s Addiction Perry Farrell doesn’t care wife Etty kissed another man on television

During the Season Premiere of the Rock-N-Roll version of Real Housewives, Etty Farrell ends up kissing a man who’s not her husband. Her friend Rob locks lips with her at a party after flirting heavy: “I kind of love you. You are so beautiful … I know you’re married. I don’t know what kind of arrangement you guys have…”

Did the very public makeout sesh have any effect on her marriage to Jane Addiction’s Perry Farrell?

Not in the slightest, but she does regret that she didn’t kiss a different guy! She tells Fancast:

“Well, first of all it was a different man and we’d been married for a while so you know what I mean? [Laughs] It was odd watching yourself kiss a different man that’s not my husband. If I had my pick I think I would’ve picked another guy!”

And what does husband Perry think? Mainly that she didn’t inject enough passion into the extramarital kiss.

There was a moment when I thought he might blow up. But instead, he thought, ‘Oh, Etty you could’ve put a little more into it!’ [Laughs]

Being married to rock stars, they are so confident. And they know in their minds they’re the best things that have happened since that vase was invented. He’s like, ‘He can kiss you, but I’m the one that will buy you your shoes, take you on trips, make you breakfast in the morning and take the trash out at night.’

Not only did Perry Farrell not blow up, but he also might be the world’s best husband. He lets his wife make out with whoever she wants as long as he gets to take her on trips, buy her things, cook for her, and take out the trash!?!?!?

She must be making this up, this can’t be real life she’s talking about.

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