VIDEO This cop accepting a dance-off is funking amazing!
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VIDEO This cop accepting a dance-off is funking amazing!

On Monday, a D.C. police officer was attempting to break up two crowds of teenagers. When she was challenged by 17-year-old Aaliyah Taylor with some “Whip/NaeNae,” the uniformed cop obliged by throwing down with a stanky-legged dance-off for the turf! Like so many other actions by police over the last few months, this incident was caught…

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BAD IDEA: Attempted robbery at a gas station manned by MMA stud

Mayura Dissanayake has a name that’s really hard to spell or pronounce… He also has fists and feet of fury that he used to thoroughly dismantle some would-be robbers outside of the gas station where he works in Houston, Texas. To quote the five-time MMA champ, “The first guy I saw, I just kicked him in the face. Then I punched the other guy.” See the video that proves, in the most decisive way, that crime doesn’t pay!

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VIDEO Kid channels Michael Jackson during amazing talent show performance

17-year-old Brett W. Nichols pulled a Napoleon Dynamite by exploding minds and melting young girls’ hearts during his going viral Michael Jackson-emulating “Billie Jean” dance performance at the Pitman High School end of the year talent show.

This. Is. Sick!

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VIDEO Smooth kid impresses girls with ol’ switcheroo foul ball trick

Watch as 10-year-old Austin Chaney hands a pretty girl a fake baseball in a classic switcheroo move and then get his and his mom’s take on his resulting internet fame. The clip and move is sweet but his mom’s thoughts on her son being a lady-killer is this story’s very best part!

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VIDEO Handsome cattle auctioneer becomes rap fiend with a little backbeat

Canadian Rhett Parks has become a YouTube sensation just by looking good in a cowboy hat and doing his job thanks to a smart video edit with just a little back tracking! Cowboy hat, a lighting fast tongue and a little backbeat all add up to a wonderfully addictive distraction for your Friday!

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Oregon governor gives CPR to woman dying from possible overdose

The fine folks from the great state of Oregon have a reason to feel a little extra pride about being Oregonians as it’s been revealed that their elected leader, Governor John Kitzhaber, reacted to an emergency scene yesterday possibly saving a woman’s life. Read about Kitzhaber’s heroics and how this is just the latest in a number of “on call” actions from the former emergency room doctor.

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World’s oldest man gives best quote ever on longevity

Alexander Imich of New York City, New York is 111 years old and has been certified as the oldest living male in the world. When Mr. Imich was asked what his secret was to living a long life, the man born nearly a decade before the Titanic sank gave the best answer on this subject that has ever been given, or ever will be.

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Yes, I too am addicted to watching a tiny hamster eat tiny burritos

My friend dialed me up this morning and was all like, “Whatcha been up to man?” And I had to answer honestly, “I’ve been watching this random video of a cute hamster eating a tiny burrito over and over again and I can’t stop.” This friend hung up on me but did call back later and stated, “Now I’m simply unable to stop watching the video you mentioned. It is dangerous.” Well, that’s all I needed to know to verify that this was worth sharing with all of you fine folks, or at least the ones that haven’t already watched it like a million times.

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VIDEOS Vikings star Katheryn Winnick in 90s teen sitcom Student Bodies

History’s Vikings is consistently one of the most popular cable shows on Thursday nights. One reason for all this success is Canadian-born actress Katheryn Winnick, who portrays strong-willed Lagertha, the wife of Ragnar Lothbrock. In honor of Throwback Thursday and Winnick’s general awesomeness as Lagertha, we’ve put together a collection of vintage videos from her appearance as high school seductress Holly Benson from the 90s sitcom Student Bodies!

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VIDEO Train driver’s boot ain’t got time for kid’s unsafe selfie

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

A young man by the name of Jared Michael thought it would be a good idea to take a selfie as a train zoomed by. Kid estimated that he was at a safe distance but the locomotive engineer’s boot had other ideas as it seriously said “HELLO” to the side of his face. Warning: Remove cheese puffs and/or liquids from pie hole because this clip will induce involuntary spit takes!

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Dana Delany’s beautiful body of proof for ABC’s Summer Press Tour

On Curb Your Enthusiasm the unforgettably offensive and brutally hilarious Larry David is given one free pass from his wife to have an affair as a gift. Well If I were Larry and fate were on my side Dana Delany would be my pass. The star of ABC’s Body of Proof showed once again why my decades long crush still endures as she buried the competition at ABC’s Summer Press Tour get together over the weekend. See great photos of the 55-year-old and read about my gushing, long-standing love affair with the beautiful and talented actress.

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PHOTOS VIDEOS My Latest Crush: Maria Menounos

I look through hundreds of photos everyday of A-List, B-List, No-List celebrities and on occasion I can’t help but find myself a bit smitten. Whether it’s Kim Kardashian’s backnificent badonkadonk, Marina Lambrini Diamandis sporting an unbearably adorable cartoon hippopotamus dress, Brad Pitt’s pornographically cool custom motorcycle, or even a teeny tiny horse; I have to restrain myself from surrendering my entire day to writing bad poetry and listening to Air Supply’s “Lost In Love” on repeat.

This morning as I was virtually thumbing through red white carpet photos from last night’s MTV Video Music Awards I began to hear birds chirping as well as the distant sound of atmospheric adult contemporary music thanks to the magic and wonder of Maria Menounos.

Find out who this sexy Queen of the Red Carpet is and follow me into a downward spiral of longing with tons of photos, bio info and even wrestling and tickling videos…