Finally! A cause worth standing behind! Enough with the Republican tea parties, anti-Wall Street hippie rallies, hooligan street riots, and political government-overthrowing revolutions (not to mention things like starving babies and gay marriage.) We need the people to come together to continue the Occupy People Magazine movement (#occupypeople) to protest the gross and negligent naming of Bradley Cooper as the Sexiest Man Alive over the formidable true Sexiest Man 2011 Ryan Gosling (because of swagger, indie movies, breaking up street fights, giving his dog a mohawk, blockbuster movies, an adorable meme, and dying his hair trashy bleach blonde (see above) to name a few of the million reasons.)
Even George Clooney agrees.