Uncle Jesse’s talking sex on new web show, Losing My Virginity With John Stamos

Bob Saget is practically as famous for his dirty jokes as for his on-screen persona. Dave Coulier was supposedly the inspiration for Alanis Morissette’s song You Oughta Know, in which she sings, “Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?”

Now, John Stamos is getting in on the sex talk!

After 10+ years on the shelf, Stamos announced this week that he is going to host a web series called Losing My Virginity With John Stamos. On the provocative show, Stamos plans to reunite celebrities with their first loves/lovers.

“For every actor, celebrity, musician and politician out there that we see, there’s somebody at home going, ‘I was their first,'” Stamos told E! Online. “I want to hear their stories, too.”

Even though the show isn’t slated to launch until next spring, Stamos said his celebrity friends have already expressed interest in reliving their first-time glory.

“One very big star said, ‘I gotta be on your show,'” Stamos said. “He said, ‘My first time was in a cornfield and there was poison oak in the field. So every time I have sex now, I itch.’ That’s the kind of story I want on the show.”

Stamos first developed the show’s concept 13 years ago when he was introduced to a band mate’s sister.

“She’s about 10 years older than me and I was in my late 30s then, and I said, ‘Nice to meet you,'” Stamos recalled. “She said, ‘Meet you?! Don’t you remember? I took your virginity.'”

The reconnected lovebirds then reminisced about their romp in a Stamos’ car — and realized they had very different memories of what exactly went down. A short while later, Stamos sold the idea for a show to MTV, but it never went into production. Stamos eventually got the rights to the show back and resold it to Yahoo, which has agreed to air the web series. The show will be produced by Stamos and Morgan Spurlock, the creator of Supersize Me.

I’ve got to say: This sounds like a much better kind of sex-driven entrepreneurship than someone else we all know.