In our post about Tila Tequila last month we documented some of her more recent hate-mongering “Christian” social media posts and described her as “the Westboro Baptist Church in a 5-foot Asian woman’s body.” Little did we realize at the time that she was actually the Westboro Baptist Church in a pregnant 5-foot Asian woman’s body. That’s right, Tila Tequila is pregnant again.
Tila broke the news on Facebook after receiving numerous comments about her recent weight gain. In the photo (included above), it is clear that Tila is pretty far along, and given her propensity for posting photos and videos online, it’s amazing that she was able to keep it a secret for so long! Here is her announcement that went along with the picture:
SURPRISE!!! THE LORD GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH BABY #2!!!!! PRAISE THE FATHER IN HEAVEN FOR HE IS MERCIFUL AND GRACEFUL!! I GIVE ALL THE GLORY TO HIM EVERYDAY! MEANWHILE, I FIND IT HILARIOUS HOW ALL THE HATERS HAVE BEEN CALLING ME “FAT” AND TELLING ME THAT GOD IS GOING TO PUNISH ME FOR THE THINGS I HAVE BEEN SAYING, AND ALWAYS TRYING TO SEND CURSES MY WAY, BUT GOD TOOK ALL OF YOUR WRETCHED CURSES AND TURNED THEM INTO HUGE BLESSINGS FOR ME INSTEAD!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! NOW ISABELLA WILL FINALLY GET TO BE A BIG SISTER! SHE IS SO, SO EXCITED AND KISSES MY BELLY EVERYDAY TALKING TO HER BABY SIBLING! IT IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER! I FEEL GOD’S LOVE FOR ME GROW MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY! I LOVE HOW HE HAS JUST SHAMED ALL OF MY ENEMIES BEFORE THE WHOLE WORLD! AND I FOUND IT SO FUNNY WHEN THE HATERS WERE CALLING ME LAZY WHEN I WAS IN BED REST BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T KNOW I WAS PREGNANT!! ??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! PRAISE GOD FOR HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! I AM SO EXCITED TO GO ON THIS NEW JOURNEY WITH THIS BLESSED BABY #2 IN MY WOMB! A MIGHTY FAMILY OF GOD WE SHALL BE!!!!! AMEN!!!! #BLESSED #PREGNANT #2NDBABY #GROWINGFAMILY #GODSANNOINTED #THANKYOUJESUS ❤❤❤??♂️?♀️???
3 Children are a heritage from the LORD, offspring a reward from him.
4 Like arrows in the hands of a warrior are children born in one’s youth.
5 Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them. They will not be put to shame when they contend with their opponents in court.
In addition to the photo, Tila has also posted a couple of videos showing off her baby bump. Here are a couple of screen grabs of her growing belly from her “pray the gay away” video (which is exactly what it sounds like) and another clip that she captioned with “Surprise! I’m PREGNANT! Say hello to baby Jesus! ???:”
As far as the identity of the father of the baby, that appears to be a new man that Tila married late last year. I was unable to find his full name, but Tila is now going by the last name Looschen, so I assume that is his last name.
The newest little shot of Tequila will join three-year-old big sister Isabella Monroe, who was born on November 17, 2014.