PHOTOS Kim Kardashian camera shy?!?

ByAsa Hawks

The always lovely Kim Kardashian was uncharacteristically stingy with her awesomeness as she made her way to the gym in Studio City, California earlier today. In addition to hiding her face with her purse, she attempted to give photographers and the world the ultimate shun with her really, really small hand:

Kim Kardashian tries to hide her butt

In astronomical terms that is called a partial lunar eclipse. (The bun shun? The hiney hidey ho? The stealth bummer?)

Despite her self-consciousness, Kim looked ravishing as usual the day after Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiered with 4.7 million viewers and The Spin Crowd (which Kim produced) debuted with 2.3 million! With those kind of numbers there’s no reason in the world to be hiding your head Kim!

Photos: FAME Pictures

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