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PHOTO Florida man found sleeping during botched robbery

ByDarren O

Florida man falls asleep during botched robbery

Falling asleep on the job – Florida style!

The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office shared the above photo of would-be criminal Dion Davis who decided he’d take himself a little nappy-poo in the middle of robbing someone’s home.

A cleaning lady for the residence found the tired trespasser and called for assistance. When the police arrived Davis was still off in dreamland and they decided to take a few snaps of the snoozing perp.

The SCSO wrote on Facebook:

“A cleaning lady called deputies Monday morning when she found Dion Davis inside her client’s Nokomis home. He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewelry next to him on the bed and didn’t even notice the deputies taking pictures! #FloriDUH.”

Man… You know a state’s getting a bad rap when even the police are throwing out hashtags like that.

Sleeping beauty faces a charge of burglary to an occupied dwelling (with a really comfy bed).

Photos: Splash News


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