Miami Social Season 1 Final Episode Recap With Video Clips

As Hardy and Trixia get ready for their “anniversasry” party, Trixia reveals that Hardy has chronic, meaningless diarrhea of the mouth when she tells her make-up guy (and the viewing audience) about the night before with Hardy, “We exchanged gifts last night, and he told me he wants to give me a baby.” The gay hairdresser replies with,”Oh, how I wish my boyfriend would say that to me.” Trixia spitzes her little dog with perfume, it jumps into her purse, and they’re off to the yacht party!

The entire cast – minus George and Lina – get together for the sixth anniversary floating shindig. George and Lina are absent because these folks might not be all that entertaining, but they are smart enough to know inviting an insane Ukrainian chick to a boat party (or any party – but especially a boat party) is a bad idea. Poor George.

The typically inane conversations break out including this prime example of Miami Social philosophizing:

Woman Guest: “Men mature slower than women do.”
Ariel: “Women have emotions, that’s why.”
Katrina: “Not all women have emotions.”

(This “fact” may seem like nonsensical gibberish, but why else would Hollywood shell out millions to have emotionless women portrayed on the big screen by Kristen Stewart?)

Hardy speaks to the crowd:

Hardy: Everyone that’s here is…very, very important to me and, uh, to Trixia. All of you guys who’ve been with us through many trials and tribulations, many ups and downs – I’m not a perfect man, but I sure as Hell think I’ve found my perfect girl. So – (wipes eye) I think I’m gonna tear up – baby I love you (kisses Trixia) and I know that people are talking marriage and let me assure you that is on my mind, so we’ll probably end up surprising the Hell out of you. It’s not gonna be a big affair, and you probably won’t know about it until after it happens. We love you guys. (to Trixia) An I love you. (kiss)

The romantic anniversary yacht party continues with Hardy and Trixia having their Leonardo and Kate Titanic moment on the bow of the boat, smooching and getting caught up in the moment:

Hardy: Let’s just do it.
Trixia: Do what?
Hardy: Get married.
Trixia: Are you serious? Alright, let’s go.
Hardy: I love you.
Trixia: I love you too.

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