It’s Creeping Up With The Scaredashians time y’all! America’s first family of fun fashion did not disappoint this Halloween season, and I’ve gathered together what could very well be the most komplete Kardashian kostume kollection of 2014 with everything from a Kardashianatomically korrect skeleton to a kouple of kute little stinkers, and even a Mason Vader!
OK, I will stop with the alliterations and inkorrect spellings and move right along to the photos. Above we have Kim Kardashian showing off the sheer anatomical magic that nature was able to work on a completely normal human skeleton. Here’s another zoomed-in look at Kim’s great makeup and rib cage:
Kim wasn’t the only member of the family who had a bone to pick with this Halloween season, check out sister Kourtney Kardashian and Mason Disick (I think):
And I’m pretty sure this is Khloe Kardashian with gal pal Malika sporting a skeleton jumpsuit at the airport:
Both Kourtney and Kim (and their families) would change costumes before Old Hallow’s Eve was through, however, with North West and Penelope Disick stealing the show in their “little stinker” skunk costumes:
And how about this ode to Vogue with Kim Kardashian as Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour, daughter North West as Vogue contributing editor Andre Leon Talley, Kim’s friend and makeup artist Joyce Bonelli as Vogue creative director Grace Coddington, and Joyce’s son as lil Karl Lagerfeld!
Meanwhile, north of the border in Ottawa, Khloe Kardashian, Scott Disick and Brody Jenner were hosting the Faces magazine Haunted Carnival! Brody Jenner was DJing as Elvis Presley, Khloe was a lace-faced sex kitten, and Scott Disick was an Arab Sheik!
— Brody Jenner (@BrodyJenner) November 1, 2014
Lastly (for now) we have Kendall Jenner, who remained in sunny California for Adam Lambert’s 2nd Annual Halloween Bash in West Hollywood. Kendall Jenner dressed as Nintendo icon Luigi with Cara Delevingne matching as Mario:
So far we haven’t seen Halloween costumes for Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Bruce Jenner or Brandon Jenner.