Farrah Abraham leaked some text messages about trying to spend some quality time with tiger blooded man of mystery Charlie Sheen. As you might imagine, Ma-Sheen didn’t take too kindly to having one of his private convos with a noted adult film actress shared with the public and responded with the following vintage Warlock diss.
Here’s Charlie’s sermon from the I will not mount:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-b00bs and five o’clock shadow.
While Sheen dropped the slam-hammer on Farrah, the self-described millionaire recently discussed her own frustrations with the comparisons she often receives to another reality and filmed-having-sex star Kim Kardashian. Here’s what Abraham told Metropolis Night’s Magazine:
“I definitely feel it’s an unfair comparison. I have been very successful with other things in my life besides just being a reality TV star. I have books and other things going on in my life that outshine Kim Kardashian. I feel I just outshine her when it comes to both our personal and professional lives. That’s why I don’t like being compared to her. We’re two really different people. I don’t foresee myself getting married more than once. I don’t see myself making the same choices that she has made. Good or bad, I just feel I’m going to be a smarter person.”
Do you think Sheen was out of line with his comments and do you agree that Farrah outshines Kim and makes smarter decisions?
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