Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS! Donald Trump is to blame, Olivia Munn ass worship, Prince Harry engaged…

DLISTED - Prince Harry might have just gotten engaged to Meghan Markle REALITY TEA - Eden Sassoon sh!t-talked a whole bunch of the RHOBH cast on Brandi Glanville's podcast CELEBITCHY - Charlottesville mayor Michael Signer lays the blame for this weekend's neo-Nazi violence right at Donald Trump's feet JEZEBEL - Speaking of which, there are a lot more unemployed American Nazis today than there were yesterday VOX - "The Trump Tango is tiresome and pointless" UPROXX - This white supremacist's father went so far as to disown his son after learning that the son had gone to Charlottesville VERY SMART BROTHAS - White supremacy sure does *seem* like an even bigger crisis than the opioid epidemic THE BLEMISH - On a brighter note, here's video of two Yankees fans having sex on the subway after a bad loss CELEBSLAM - Olivia Munn's new gig involves people worshiping her ass, apparently

LINKS! Andy Samberg’s secret baby, Katherine Heigl highly visible, Dick Church leaks…

DLISTED - Andy Samberg and his wife had a baby a little while ago and no one knew it (He? She? Glorious uncertainty!) was coming REALITY TEA - Jason Hopper refused a plea deal in the Bethenny Frankel stalking case CELEBITCHY - The theme of the 2018 Met Gala sounds kind of lame JEZEBEL - Twice a day, the President of the United States is presented with a dossier of positive press clippings and flattering photos of himself THE BLEMISH - The best part about the for-real Dick Church? It's located in the town of Dixon VOX - Fox is doing a live musical version of A Christmas Story, it will star Maya Rudolph, and now it needs to feature a duet between her and the leg lamp CELEBSLAM - Katherine Heigl is increasing her visibility THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's a Tereza Jelinkova bikini photo gallery UPROXX - Jeff Bridges is to Iron Man as Billy Dee Williams is to Tim Burton's Batman

LINKS! Rihanna Crop Over pics, Chloe Ayling kidnapping, Usher’s Herpes Club…

DLISTED - Here's a list of everything NBC is thinking about or actively remaking, including such long-forgotten classics as 30 Rock, The West Wing, and ER

REALITY TEA - GG from Shahs of Sunset didn't really get divorced because she really wants babies

CELEBITCHY - Three more people, including one man, are suing Usher because they say he gave them herpes

JEZEBEL - These photos of Rihanna at Barbados' Crop Over Festival are...popular

THE BLEMISH - Here's a lengthy and lucid explanation of the increasingly batsh!t story of British model Chloe Ayling, who was kidnapped by sex traffickers intending to sell her on the Dark Web

VOX - This story marks the first time that anyone has ever said "Senator Orrin Hatch" and "shot his wad" in the same sentence

VERY SMART BROTHAS - As someone who also works from home, also has a tiny child, and pulls his headphones off of one ear every few minutes to make sure that everyone in the home is still alive, I can heartily concur that the whole thing is that bullsh!t

THE SUPERFICIAL - This probably isn't the first time someone has said "Robert Pattinson" and "jerked off a dog" in the same sentence

UPROXX - Professional bartenders reveal the smoothest pickup lines they've ever heard

LINKS! Angelina under fire, Dukes of Hazzard butt violation, Casey Batchelor beach yoga pics…

DLISTED - Here's another Lena Dunham story where the details might not add up REALITY TEA - Shannon Beador denied that she has Stockholm Syndrome, which is exactly what you would expect someone suffering from Stockholm Syndrome to do JEZEBEL - Vanity Fair released the transcript of the Angelina Jolie interview and it supports all the horrible things the article alleged about her audition process CELEBITCHY - Martin from The Simpsons got together with Pete Campbell's hairline from Mad Men Season 6, and they named their child Stephen Miller THE BLEMISH - Luke Duke got arrested for fingering a woman's butt without permission (also cocaine possession) VOX - "This has never been the word of Trump against what [James Comey] has had to say. This is more like the Federal Bureau of Investigation versus Donald Trump." VERY SMART BROTHAS - This take on day parties manages to be funny and heartwarming *and* inspiring all at once and now I want to have one immediately THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Casey Batchelor doing yoga on the beach UPROXX - It's August: have a "Top Songs of Summer" playlist to disagree with

LINKS! Heather Graham’s bikini bod, Hitler tote bag, Wonder Woman 2…

DLISTED - Daniel Craig is coming back for one more Bond movie and even sounds kind of happy about it REALITY TEA - Kenya Moore paid tribute to her recently deceased grandmother on Instagram JEZEBEL - "The 150 Worst Albums Made By Men" CELEBITCHY - At least one former male Doctor Who is not wild about the first female Doctor Who THE BLEMISH - This "Glitter" / "Hitler" tote bag is The Dress for our time VOX - Here's the deal with dragons in the Game of Thrones universe VERY SMART BROTHAS - The very hottest of takes on Hazel-E's continued inclusion in Love & Hip Hop Hollywood CELEBSLAM - In "47-year-olds who look amazing in a bikini" news, here's Heather Graham UPROXX - And here's the just-announced release date for Wonder Woman 2

LINKS! Taylor Hill butt bruise, Biebs tour canceled, Brosectomy parties…

DLISTED - Here's the story of one woman who managed to escape R. Kelly's alleged sex cult clutches REALITY TEA - Danni Baird from Southern Charm talks marriage, dishes on Kathryn Dennis and Landon Clements JEZEBEL - "Broscectomy parties" are now a thing CELEBITCHY - The next book in the Game of Thrones series has been delayed yet again THE BLEMISH - OJ had to be moved to a "special unit" for his last few weeks in prison because the other inmates want him dead VOX - Enjoy this list of all the big announcements and trailers from Comic-Con 2017 VERY SMART BROTHAS - "When The Person Who Convinced You Not To Commit Suicide Commits Suicide" THE SUPERFICIAL - Behold: the mystery of supermodel Taylor Hill's butt bruise UPROXX - Justin Bieber canceled the remainder of his stadium tour, allegedly because he's "just over it"

LINKS! Jeana Turner bikini gallery, Clooney does diapers, Cosby goes free…

DLISTED - The fact that it's the members of Hanson calling Justin Bieber's music "chlamydia of the ear" makes the burn that much hotter REALITY TEA - Of course Gizelle is egging on Karen and Charisse's feud JEZEBEL - Energy Secretary Rick Perry's glasses remain the smartest thing about him CELEBITCHY - George Clooney plans on getting his hands dirty with the twins, plus other details about how the super-rich do infant care THE BLEMISH - So Bill Cosby is a free man VOX - One reason that actual, really truly fake news is so widespread is that it's repeated so often people are tricked into believing it VERY SMART BROTHAS - "Facebook Banned Me For Writing 'N!gger' In A Piece About Racism, While Messages Calling Me 'N!gger' Sit In My Inbox" THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Jeana Turner in a bikini and advertising...something

LINKS! Scalise shooting update, Beyonce TwinWatch, Corinne Olympios speaks…

DLISTED - Here's what Corinne Olympios has to say about the Bachelor In Paradise controversy REALITY TEA - NeNe will be back for RHOA Season 10 JEZEBEL - Hold on: Special Counsel Robert Muller is now investigating the President for obstruction of justice CELEBITCHY - Kris Jenner thinks everyone can relate to at least one of the Kardashians (and she's probably right) THE BLEMISH - "Here's What Two Years Of Constipated Feces Looks Like" VOX - Louisiana Representative Steve Scalise is in critical condition after being shot while practicing with his congressional baseball team; here's the latest VERY SMART BROTHAS - Speaking of relating to the Kardashians, this explanation of culture vulturism includes the receipts from Kylie Jenner's most recent fashion theft THE SUPERFICIAL - The Beyonce TwinWatch has entered its second day UPROXX - Katy Perry's new album: Swing and a miss, or another hit?

LINKS! CJ Franco bikini pics, ScarJost still a thing, Bieber target practice…

DLISTED - Justin Bieber is ducking glass projectiles onstage again
REALITY TEA - The Vanderpump Rules cast reunited at LA Pride 2017, here are some pics JEZEBEL - In honor of the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love, enjoy this photo gallery of San Francisco overrun by beautiful, unshorn hippies CELEBITCHY - Megyn Kelly is getting dragged for giving an hour of primetime television over to Alex "Not A Performance Artist" Jones THE BLEMISH - Two of the Golden State Warriors already announced they're skipping the White House visit and the rest of the team may follow suit THE SUPERFICIAL - It's CJ Franco doing what Sports Illustrated bikini models do UPROXX - This story about Lorde probably having a secret Instagram account where she reviewed onion rings is ridiculous and great LAINEY GOSSIP - I prefer "ColJoha" because it sounds like the despotic villain in an 80s action movie, but "ScarJost" works as well

LINKS! Katy Perry’s naked livestream, Jessica Chastain wedding pics, Cosby’s defense rests…

DLISTED - Kevin Spacey's jokes about not coming out of the closet at the Tonys were almost as tired as his Carson and Clinton impersonations REALITY TEA - Gizelle Bryant is glad she and Monique Samuels shared a Bermudan sailing experience JEZEBEL - Bill Cosby's legal defense team went with some tried-and-true defamatory standards before resting CELEBITCHY - Donald Trump won't go to Britain until everyone there likes him THE BLEMISH - Jerry Seinfeld's anti-Kardashian rant is a little "old-man-yelling-at-kids-from-his-porch" and a lot late VOX - Here's why the critics of Shakespeare In The Park's staging of Julius Caesar missed the many points (plus an explanation of SITP's interesting history) CELEBSLAM - Katy Perry's livestream now features nudity UPROXX - Alison Brie and the creator of Glow explain about how they turned 80s wrestling into compelling TV drama LAINEY GOSSIP - Jessica Chastain married into an Italian prosecco fortune over the weekend, here are some pictures

LINKS! Selena Gomez’s nipples, Tom Cruise at the Mummy premiere, OITNB spoilers…

DLISTED - Inara from Firefly married James Gordon from Gotham, congrats to them! REALITY TEA - Tinsley Mortiner had a super chill vacation in Mexico and the pictures will make you super jealous JEZEBEL - The teacher who gave out the "Most Likely To Become A Terrorist" award just won Least Likely To Be Re-Employed As A Teacher Anytime Soon CELEBITCHY - On the eve of James Comey's republic-crumbling Senate testimony, enjoy these photographs of Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau having a good time at dinner together THE BLEMISH - Is this man a hero or a fool for drunkenly confronting the London attackers last weekend? VOX - "Normal New York City conversation" is the new "locker room talk" LAINEY GOSSIP - Tom Cruise should have starred in a Dorian Gray remake THE SUPERFICIAL - Selena Gomez's nipples were at full strength during her date last night UPROXX - This review of Orange Is The New Black Season 5 is thorough and contains spoilers, so tread lightly

LINKS! Reality Winner leaks, Bethenny Frankel got naked, George & Amal’s twins…

DLISTED - "Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich?" REALITY TEA - Lala Kent has been dropping tons of rumors about rejoining the Vanderpump Rules cast JEZEBEL - No, it is altogether unsurprising that the Trump family pocketed donations intended for a pediatric cancer center; why do you ask CELEBITCHY - Congrats to George and Amal Clooney, who are now the proud parents of the future Most Beautiful People in the World THE BLEMISH - Kind of hard to believe that Reality Winner still only has 619 Instagram followers, but then very little about this crazy mixed-up world of ours makes any sense anymore VOX - Here's a helpful primer on the Russian election hacking allegations... CELEBSLAM - ...and here's the time that Bethenny Frankel got naked on Snapchat THE SUPERFICIAL - Gwyneth Paltrow only recommends that you put crystals into your vagina–she doesn't actually do it herself UPROXX - James Corden paid beautiful tribute to his hometown of London in the wake of the terror attacks