Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS! Metisha Schaefer’s mesh bikini, Katy Perry’s racist joke, Craft beer sells out?…

DLISTED - Katy Perry told a joke about her hair and some people think it was racist; let's talk about it REALITY TEA - NeNe thinks Porsha has "de-classed" The Real Housewives of Atlanta JEZEBEL - The House of Cards Season 5 trailer is here, but it doesn't tease whether Frank Underwood will get murdered already CELEBITCHY - "Why was there the Civil War?" -The President of the United States THE BLEMISH - Metisha Schaefer wore a mesh bikini to the beach, and here are the photographs of that VOX - Everybody loves to hate Ed Sheeran, and now we know why! CELEBSLAM - Kristin Cavallari is not at all bothered by Jay Cutler's continued unemployment THE SUPERFICIAL - "Anastasia Kvitko is the Russian Kim Kardashian" is 100% accurate UPROXX - "Selling out" is too tidy a term for the increasingly complicated world of craft beer

LINKS! Tom Hardy’s cock, Erika Jayne naked, ‘Find the hidden snake’ goes viral…

DLISTED - Tom "Cock-Catcher" Hardy may have played Bane in a movie, but he's Batman in real life REALITY TEA - The third part of the RHOA reunion was a "war of words" and there's still one more episode to go JEZEBEL - The Kardashian Principle encapsulates a lot of the obnoxious dysfunction of American culture by being an obnoxious and dysfunctional book CELEBITCHY - Wes Anderson's new movie is set in Japan, but its cast is pretty Californian THE BLEMISH - Tyra Banks wrote a "glowing" essay on plus-size model Ashley Graham for the Time 100 List VOX - Alex Jones is now publicly contradicting his lawyer's argument that he's a performance artist VERY SMART BROTHAS - ICYMI, here's a primer on the Shea Moisture controversy THE SUPERFICIAL - Erika Jayne is getting naked on Instagram to promote her new song, or something UPROXX - 2017's version of "What color is this dress" is here, and it's a fun game called "Find the snake in this photo"

LINKS! Kara Del Toro’s bikini spread, RIP ‘Cash Me Ousside,’ FitBit solves murders…

DLISTED - Madonna is pissed that she's the subject of a forthcoming biopic, possibly because she's not dead yet REALITY TEA - The Little Women LA cast vacationed in Alaska together and they have the slide show to prove it JEZEBEL - Uncultured Alex Jones has been reduced to picking fights with a Greek yogurt billionaire CELEBITCHY - Serena Williams' response to Ilie Natstase's racism is a perfectly executed backhand THE BLEMISH - The 'Cash me ousside' girl is now Bart Simpson after he went on Late Night with Conan O'Brien VOX - Other than every single national park closing indefinitely, here's a list of everything that might happen if the US government shuts down on Friday CELEBSLAM - Kara Del Toro went to the beach on vacation, so, bikini photos UPROXX - A tip for all aspiring murders: Dispose of the victim's FitBit, lest its data contradict your alibi

LINKS! Ariel Winter mostly clothed, Elton John’s near-death recovery, Melania Kardashian…

DLISTED - LeAnn Rimes is as happy to be married to Eddie Cibrian as Zoolander is to be good looking REALITY TEA - "Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went to Florida and got matching tattoos together" sounds like a recipe for disaster but they actually turned out pretty good? JEZEBEL - Sir Elton John was near death for a minute *sharp intake of breath* but is now recovering nicely *collective exhale* CELEBITCHY - The Vanity Fair "exposé" on Melania Trump is mostly just gossip and rumor, meaning she's officially on the Kardashians' level THE BLEMISH - Ariel Winter can and will wear minimal clothing whenever she wants, and the SEO harvesters among us will forever worship at her feet for it VOX - Barack Obama is playing the very, very long game VERY SMART BROTHAS - Henrietta Lacks' legacy is only going to get more complicated now that even more people who aren't her family are profiting from it THE SUPERFICIAL - The best thing about Amber Heard and Elon Musk going public with their bangery is the Nikola Tesla joke in this article, so enjoy UPROXX - "Tupac is an official member of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame" is a weird thing to write on several levels

LINKS! Tove Lo topless at Coachella, Will Smith as Genie, the $400 juicer goes viral…

DLISTED - Will Smith would have been best as Genie in an Aladdin movie twenty years ago, but better late than never I guess REALITY TEA - Kathryn Dennis thinks she has more southern charm than her producers are willing to air JEZEBEL - If you were a well-to-do woman in the 19th century, what you'd do is you'd have your husband kill an elephant and fashion one tusk into an impressive dildo, which was of course called a "Ladies Companion" CELEBITCHY - Julia Roberts has been People's Most Beautiful Woman at ages 23, 32, 37, 42, and now for the fifth time at 49 THE BLEMISH - Celebrity Boobs of Coachella, Part Two: Tove Lo Topless edition VOX - West Virginians, rejoice: Yours is now the 29th state where medical marijuana is legal UPROXX - There is a juicer that costs $400 and all it does is squeeze bags of pre-made juice into a glass instead of actually turning fruit into juice for you. And here are some measured, perfectly reasonable reviews of this $400 juicer

LINKS! Coachella’s celebrity boobs, Gwen Stefani’s Easter controversy, Atlanta keeps exploding…

DLISTED - Richard Hatch is no longer the most hated gay villain in Survivor history REALITY TEA - The first part of the RHOA reunion special went heavy on vaginas and prosthetic camel toes JEZEBEL - If you're young enough to generate babies and chill enough to be on the receiving end of a 70-year-old baronet's death-defying thrusts, apply for marriage within CELEBITCHY - Gwen Stefani wore a miniskirt to Easter Mass; let's talk about it THE BLEMISH - Celebrity boobs were out in force for Coachella VOX - The city of Atlanta is having problems keeping its roads from exploding THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Karrueche Tran wearing a bikini and making some course corrections VERY SMART BROTHAS - Don't try to make sense of Cleveland murderer Steve Stevens blaming an ex-girlfriend for his actions UPROXX - Robert "Forrest Gump" Pope has been running across America for seven months and 5,400 miles now

LINKS! Orlando Bloom’s penis, Bill O’Reilly’s last show, Amy Schumer’s nihilism…

DLISTED - Melania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom CELEBITCHY - Amy Schumer declares "Life isn't that fun." And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary? VERY SMART BROTHAS - Life is also not fair, but here's a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicer's mediocrity to help get you through VOX - Bill O'Reilly may have shouted down his last guest JEZEBEL - "Imagine one of those complex modern multi-agency investigations involving violent motorcycle gangs with their fingers in narcotics and illegal weapons and God knows what else, but swap in rogue midwives, fortune-tellers, dodgy priests—and poisoners. The book reads like Law and Order: 17th Century Parisian Poisoners Unit." REALITY TEA - Gizelle Bryant thinking she's not that shady is your guffaw of the evening THE BLEMISH - Orlando Bloom's penis? Orlando Bloom's penis THE SUPERFICIAL - Tit for tat: here's Olivia Culpo's breasts UPROXX - Oh, 'Sioux Chef,' I get it

LINKS! Janelle Monae’s sex proposal, Kylie’s Kardashian obsolescence, Lourdes Leon in a bikini…

CELEBITCHY - Janelle Monae has been reading Lysistrata and taking good notes DLISTED - The rest of the Kardashians are upset that Kylie has the whole rest of her life to become irrelevant while they're almost there REALITY TEA - Dorinda Medley has your latest round of RHONY gossip JEZEBEL - Apparently the annual White House Easter Egg Roll is too complicated a feat for the current administration THE BLEMISH - Lourdes Leon put on a bikini-tastic show in Miami this week VOX - Whoever runs Royal Jordanian Airlines' social media accounts is doing a brilliant job trolling United Airlines and the President of the United States UPROXX - Charles Barkley paid a TNT staffer $1,000 to cut off his man bun on live TV, and he had a really good time doing it THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Nicole Ritchie getting slapped in the face

LINKS! Cindy Crawford’s amazing bikini bod, Barry Manilow comes out, Chicago Mayor Chance The Rapper…

DLISTED - Barry Manilow came out of the closet! And he and his secret partner of several decades are very happy! And his partner's name is Gary, so there's a feel-good chuckle for you as well JEZEBEL - Feist has a new album coming out and the first single is fan-Feisting-tstic REALITY TEA - Maybe Gizelle's beef with Charisse will be the thing that kick-starts RHOP's engine THE BLEMISH - Cindy Crawford still looks better in a bikini than most people do at the altar CELEBITCHY - "Complicit Ivanka" is the new "Crooked Hillary" VOX -  Science proves walking can be just as beneficial as running, so lazy people just lost their biggest excuse VERY SMART BROTHAS - How do I catcall thee? Let me count the ways THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's the award winner for "Best Headline About David Schwimmer's Split From His Wife" UPROXX - "Chicago Mayor Chance The Rapper" is a thing we should all get used to hearing

LINKS! Adrienne Bailon’s cleavage, Poop-flinging chimpanzee, RHOP humpathon…

THE BLEMISH - Adrienne Bailon's top is shrunken like a Grinch's heart CELEBITCHY - After 74 days in office, The Donald Trump Golf Counter stands at 14 Outings VERY SMART BROTHAS - Here's a thoughtful and entertaining explanation of why criticism is a good thing and it also channels a hilarious bit Steve Martin did on SNL back in the day DLISTED - This chimpanzee threw a handful of poop into the crowd at the zoo and hit a grandmother in the face and yes, it is hilarious, here's the video VOX - S-Town is a brilliant if ethically murky podcast JEZEBEL - Rashida Jones has a new show called Claws, it's about a pack of murderous Floridian manicurists, and the trailer is pretty entertaining REALITY TEA - The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 2 premiere featured a whole lot of charitable humping UPROXX - In the "And No One Was Surprised" department, Bob Dylan wore a black hoodie to accept his Nobel Prize

LINKS! Jennifer Lawrence’s hot brains, Bill O’Reilly naked in a whirlpool, Natalia Borges’ super-small bikini…

DLISTED - Jennifer Lawrence's 48-year-old boyfriend is grateful she has the maturity of a woman twice her age and the body of Jennifer Lawrence CELEBITCHY - For a 70-year-old man, Donald Trump sure does whine like a child about to fall down a chocolate factory garbage chute JEZEBEL - Chelsea Clinton is not here for your higher office urgings VOX - "Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers" is the "Betty or Veronica" of our time (except no one gets laid at the end of it) THE BLEMISH - A 25-year-old Indonesian man went missing and his dead body was later cut out of a 23-foot snake and there's video because humans VERY SMART BROTHAS - This list of 22 accurate descriptions of Bill O'Reilly has way fewer expletives than you might expect and is that much stronger because of it REALITY TEA - Southern Charm's spinoff is also set in a coastal paradise UPROXX - Christopher Nolan is making A.V. club nerds the world over raise their fists and cheer and God bless him for it THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Natalia Borges' entry in the "Smallest Bikini of the Day" contest

LINKS Ed Sheeran is coming to Game of Thrones, Yoko Takei, Meghan Edmonds returning to RHOC…

JEZEBEL - Ed Sheeran Will Guest Star On Game of Thrones

DLISTED - Justin Bieber Hates His Fans, Part 45,392

REALITY TEA - Report: Meghan Edmonds Returning To Real Housewives Of Orange County

CELEBITCHY - Gwyneth Paltrow recently did an 8-day, goat-milk-only cleanse, ugh

THE BLEMISH - So, George Takei Got Mistaken For Yoko Ono

UPROXX - Beyonce Surprised A Young Dance Troupe Backstage And The Girls Absolutely Lost It