A Teen Mom cruise is happening without Jenelle Evans or Farrah Abraham


Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham want you to know that they will not be attending the Teen Mom cruise.

Fellow Teen Mom stars Kail Lowry, Maci Bookout and Amber Portwood announced via Instagram that they would be hosting a cruise on Royal Caribbean’s Enchantment of the Sea in the summer of 2017. No, we are not kidding!

According to Vacations By Design, the reservation rates are as follows for the adventure sailing out of Miami on July 31, 2017:

Inside Staterooms (Category N) start at $734 per person
Ocean View Staterooms (Category H) start at $806 per person
Ocean View Staterooms (Category G) start at $828 per person
Verandah Staterooms (Category D2) start at $1205 per person
Junior Suites (Category JS) start at $ $1303 per person

TMZ cited a spokesperson who explained that Farrah Abraham was not invited because they wanted the event to be family friendly. When Radar caught up with Farrah to ask her why she wasn’t attending, she went hard with some vintage Abra-slams of the other moms:

“I’m laughing at how the extra Teen Moms have to try to insult me to promote the wack cruise they’re trying to sell. Unlike them I don’t need to share with other girls to get a company to give me a free cruise and make others pay for it… I took Sophia on the largest cruise ship by Disney that sits in the port that was really family friendly. They’re on a family-friendly cruise yet aren’t bringing their kids. Have a fantastic 21 & over time!”


She added, “Maybe I’ll host a huge Yacht party with real entertainment. Have fun on your cruise. I wouldn’t pay to go on that one, sorry. Bored of all their low-class antics.” Farrah then took a shot at Amber’s fiancé Matt Baier by stating that she had better things to do with her time than “play beer pong all day with pedophile boyfriends.” Radar’s report noted, “Baier has never been accused of being sexually attracted to children, or having acted on such desires, by anyone other than Abraham in her outrageous claims.”

Simon Saran piled on with his own evaluation of the snub. “Considering Maci just had bal*s rubbed over her face in Vegas and Amber is endorsing a 50-year-old naked man in a book, they seem like much more family-friendly candidates,” he said.

The Ashley stated via Twitter that Jenelle Evans wasn’t invited but she had a different take:

Jenelle also tweeted, “Dam*ed if I do, dam*ed if I don’t ?,” when a fan expressed amazement over her being criticized for not attending.

What do you guys think about the idea of a Teen Mom cruise? I have to admit, it would be pretty amazing to play some shuffleboard with Babs Evans and Dr. Randy Houska!

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