‘My Teen Life’ casting poster: “F*ck parents. They’re old and don’t know sh*t”

My Teen Life reality show casting poster by Metal Flowers Media

Got a troubled teen and you’re not sure what to do with him or her? Have your calls to the Dr. Phil show repeatedly gone unanswered? Then perhaps you should consider taking the lemons you’ve been given and turning them into lemonade by making your teen a reality show star!

Metal Flowers Media is currently casting for a new show titled My Teen Life which will, according to the recruitment poster shared on Facebook (above), feature “hard core teens who celebrate youth and live life to the fullest while they can.”

Actually, the poster is geared more towards the kids themselves than the parents as it includes these YOLO-esque words that I assume they want potential applicants to live by (at least until they become parents themselves):

F*ck parents

They’re old and don’t know sh*t.

The poster also seems to suggest they are looking for teen drug users with this message, which is cleverly coded so that parents won’t notice:

It’s 4:20 and time for you and you friend Molly to tell your story.

Interested? Head on over to the Metal Flowers Media casting page and fill out your application now!

* It should be noted that this could jut be a clever trap being set by Metal Flowers Media for some sort of teen boot camp reality show. That poster sure smells a lot like bait to me!

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  • frontdoormom

    Lets hope its a set up cause golly, this is garbage and glamorizing teens behavior these days should be the last thing to be praised. How disgusting.

    • christee

      I’m hoping it’s meant to appeal to the stupidest kids, then bam! Reform school. It seems too outrageous to be taken seriously by anyone who doesn’t think acting like gutter trash is cute.

      • Regina

        HAHAHAH imagine. Sign up for this show and then get shipped off to reform school.

  • J_Doe5686

    Unless the parents are illiterate they know what 4:20 and molly is about!

  • shebee

    This is what’s wrong with society.

    • frontdoormom

      I absolutely hate how today these drugs and craziness is talked about so openly. It bothers me as a mother because this was unheard of when i was a teen. Im 26 and ive never been exposed to so much news and talk about drugs as i have been now. Maybe i was very well sheltered/protected, but this puts fear in me for my kids. I have a 5 yr old son and a baby girl on the way, and all this crap scares me!

      • Mascarose

        Being not much older than the kids they’re trying to cast; I can tell you that in reality the drug use and out of control behavior is exaggerated a lot. Sure there were people I went to high school with who were out of control druggies but most of us were well behaved and didn’t do drugs. By doing crap like this they get people up in arms and earn $$$ in the process. It’s too bad that people would rather focus on stupid stuff like this instead of encouraging kids who are actually trying to do some good in the world.

  • Stop the madness

    This generation is so f*cked

    • frontdoormom

      Im beginning to wonder if this is the generation thats going to cause human extinction. I mean theyre doing reckless things. Ive never heard such horrendous stories as i do now about what goes on at parties! Its absolutely terrifying. Theyre risking their lives everytime. And eventually killing themselves from taking “too much” or killing others from “being too high/drunk”. Its considered fun and the cool thing to do…whatever happened to just hanging out?? Im going to try my best to be a much heavier influence on my childrens’ life. Even if that means to shelter and tell them theyll shrivel up or something…idk.im still working on a story lol.

      • LaLa84

        I completely understand your position. I have a son who’s almost 3 and ask we’re walking through to store last night, he drops his sucker so I pick it up and throw it in the trash. He went ape sh*t, he was tired and grumpy, so I expected it. Although embarassing, I held my ground and tried to calm him until he screamed at the top of his lunch and hit me. Um, I’m a mom who doesn’t want to raise a degenerate child so I disciplined him right there in the store. People were staring at me like I beat him within an inch of his life. I got the ugliest looks. I just wanted to say, yeah I bet your kid is in juvenile detention! Their kids are probably applying for this show!

  • Cheermom_1975

    I REALLY hope this is some sort of set up for boot camp and not the next generation of MTV trash!

  • Noodle

    Is this a joke?

  • Bee

    Too bad Jenelle is no longer a teen.

  • Mascarose

    No. Just no. What does it matter even those stupid boot camp shows are scripted bs. They’re just trying to exploit obnoxious out of control teenagers for $$$.

  • Regina