Forget roller coasters, parasailing, or skydiving — can you imagine a more thrilling adventure than going on a date with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Brandi Glanville?!? This adventure-seeker’s dream can now be a reality for you if you’ve got enough dolla dolla billz to win the reality star’s new charity auction that includes lunch with Brandi (and Lisa according to Brandi’s Twitter) at Lisa Vanderpump’s Villa Blanca restaurant, shopping at Kyle Richards’ Kyle By Alene II shop, and you even get to have Brandi’s infamous headline-grabbing (and cleavage revealing) custom gown that she wore while serving as a fashion correspondent on the red carpet at the Oscars! (Photo above)
The estimated value of the entire package is $10,000 according to the auction listing on CharityBuzz.com, but we all know it’s really priceless! Oh, and the proceeds from the auction will go to benefit Foundation For Living Beauty, who “provide free services to help women living with cancer and [help] cancer survivors address the stresses that extend beyond their medical diognosis,” according to their site. (Click the link for more info)
In case you missed it, here’s some footage from Brandi’s most recent date — which may not accurately represent what the winning bidder will be receiving. (But then again it might, right?)
Actually, it wasn’t technically a “date.” Brandi later clarified by tweeting “I got drunk with my gays its not murder.” She then added, “Everyone kept sending us drinks. I was being polite.” And for the haters who continued to make negative comments — and who will most assuredly not be among your competition in the bidding process — Brandi had this to say: “When ur PERFECT and make all the right decisions ALL the time, and don’t have at least a bit of cellulite on ur ass, get back 2 me.”
Annnnnnyways…. Here’s the full
Monty Brandi from the auction listing:
Own the custom-designed couture dress worn by The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville while covering the 2013 Oscars for ABC-TV’s On The Red Carpet.
Then you will get to have lunch with Brandi at RHOBH pal Lisa Vanderpump’s Beverly Hills hotspot Villa Blanca, followed by a short walk to RHOBH’s Kyle Richards’ boutique Kyle by Alene Too for some browsing and fashion advice from Brandi, Beverly Hills style!
In addition, you will receive a personally inscribed and signed copy of Brandi’s #1 New York Times Best Seller Drinking & Tweeting and Brandi will Tweet a picture of her and the winner at lunch for the whole world to see!
The dress is a custom-made couture gown made with 3 different types of silk, including the lining. It is a size 2, but can be easily altered to fit up to a size 3. Floral patterns created by the fabric adorn the back of the dress constructed with high-end 4×4 ply silk.
Bidding ends: Wednesday, July 31 at 3:00PM EDT
Participant must be over the age of 21. Valid for 1 person. Expires 6 months from the close of the auction. To be scheduled at a mutually agreeable date based on Brandi Glanville’s availability. The meal is included. The winner may take a photo. The winner can take something small to be signed. Cannot be resold or re-auctioned. Travel and accommodations are not included. We expect all winning bidders and their guests to conduct themselves appropriately when attending an experience won at Charitybuzz. Polite manners and respect for the generous donor and adherence to any rules or parameters are a must.
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