VIDEO: The WRONG way to fly out of DFW

ByDarren O


You get off of a long flight, go through security checks, wait for luggage and the last thing you feel like doing when leaving the airport is waiting at the automobile exit gates.  Well Yasmine Villasana found away around (or should I say over) that whole problem while leaving Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport on Tuesday.

This is one where the video speaks for itself so strap on your seat-belt and give this one a ride:

Bo and Luke Duke along with The General Lee have got nothing on Yasmine!  You can check out photos from the fiery remains after the eventual landing here.  Almost as surprising as that clip is the fact that Villasana walked away from her catapulting car with only minor injuries.  She actually was in a coherent enough state to get out of the automobile and make a cell phone call before it burst into flames!  She was suspected of intoxication and later arrested for exactly that.

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