VIDEO Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog!?!
The curmudgeon sandwiched between two rap superstars seen above is the retired Senator from Wyoming Montgomery Turds Burns, I mean Alan Simpson. He is currently serving on The Deficit Reduction Commission because we all know the way to reduce more deficit spending and to limit government is to form more commissions!
Well the venerable Simpson took time out of his busy schedule of walking up hill both ways to a segregated school in a snow storm because his T-Model ford broke down and made an appearance on Fox News. During his discussion about how to reduce the deficit he did a little ol’ prechifying about today’s lazy kids, their poor fashion choices and their scatological obsessions. Actually it wasn’t kids it was grandchildren because “kids” to Simpson are people that read that oversexed publication AARP.
Cue up that beautiful toot inducing bean footage please!
That’s right folks, all of today’s grandchildren got on saggy breeches and listen on them fancy boom boxes to Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. He was, of course, referring to rappers Eminem and Snoop Dogg respectively. You know this is starting to remind me of another scatological dream post about the time we featured photos of Imogen Poots at Cracks.
I guess Alan Simpson pines for the days when grandchildren would sit around the ol’ Victrola and listen to real musicians like Pooy Armstrong, Scat King Cole, and Perry Commode.
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