Victoria Beckham Is Now Sticktoria Beckham – Boston American Idol Tryouts

Here are some photos of Sticktoria Beckham showing up at the second day of American Idol auditions in Boston, Massachusetts on August 14, 2009. It seems like just yesterday I was posting a photo of Megan Fox showcasing her accomplishing the rare feat of pulling off the “super skinny” look. On the other side of the coin we have Victoria Beckham, who literally looks like skin and bones, without even that much skin.

Victoria Beckham is soooooo skinny!

How skinny is she?

Victoria Beckham is so skinny…

…she wears her wedding ring as a bracelet
…her kids’ favorite game is “Pick Up Vics”
…before Armani she was a model for Modigliani
…David’s nickname for sex is “threading the needle”
…Twiggy’s name has officially been changed to Stumpy
…her action figure is made of Bendaroos
…she competed in the Beijing Olympics as a javelin
…she sued XKCD.com for using her likeness
…her first job was at a strip club – as the pole

Actually, ol’ Posh Spice is just preparing fer her role in an upcoming Tim Burton sequel:

She’s just about there! Jacktoria Beckham! OK, one more for good measure:

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