Singer and Kim Kardashian sex tape co-star Ray J has taken a lack of subtlety to a whole new level with his new single about his relationship with Kim simply titled “I Hit It First.”
Ray J announced the news yesterday on Twitter, also revealing the name of his new album as well as the album cover (above):
Check out my new single cover “I Hit It first” available on ITUNES on 4/9 “I Put her On” #KOmusic…
And just in case you thought maybe it was just the title of the song that was brutally specific, here are some of the lyrics for “I Hit It First” in which there is little doubt exactly what and who Ray J is singing about:
She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.
I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West
No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.
Of course the internet detective agency has been all over the pixelated album cover, and here’s its best guess as to the original Kim Kardashian photo used for it:
Part of me is SMDH at this, but in the locker room court of heterosexual male braggadocio, I have to remain silent and give Ray J his props. He’s like the Neil Armstrong of (insert celebrity moon joke here). Oh, and in case you were wondering, the single is set to come out on iTunes just prior to Ray J’s return to reality television as host of Oxygen’s Bad Girls All-Star Battle. (Yeah, Ray J’s got marketing game.)
My only concern is that Ray J’s song will motivate some of Kim’s other romantic endeavors to release their own kiss (and more) and tell singles:
Actually, I bet Kanye West’s “I Hit It Last” would be pretty bad ass!