The salvation of two colliding worlds depends on one soul…
JAKE SULLEEEE!!!
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Things have not been going well lately for super talent Hugh Jackman. Wolverine was recently in the news for a well publicised injury suffered while repelling during a stunt for Oprah Winfrey’s visit to Australia. So what could be worse than that type of public stunt FAIL? How about a direct shot to Hugh Jackman’s sack-man in a cricket pitch from Elizabeth Hurley’s alleged lover Shane Warne!?!
That’s right! Take time to prepare yourself for the emotional impact of seeing a crotch shot impact happen down under to the man from the land down under!
She may have recently been arrested for a DUI and attempted to stage a romance for reality TV, but Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham topped it all by tweeting that she is adopting a baby boy!
With a 27-game win streak, the Miami Heat is undeniably one of the most dominant professional basketball teams in the league. But, it’s not all work and no play for the team’s stars. In fact, the roster also features some of the most impressive photobombers in the world.
Listen to trailblazing DJ James ‘Alley Pat’ Patrick deliver one of his infamous ad-libbed radio commercials for Holt’s Automotive in which he goes into great detail about when you should and when you shouldn’t leave your car there to get repaired.
California Republican Senate nominee Carly Fiorina was riding high a day after locking up the Republican nomination for California Senator when she learned one of the most valuable (and painful) lessons about being a public figure: NEVER assume a microphone isn’t on. Watch the video of Fiorina talking candidly about her Democratic opponent Barbara Bower’s hair as well as Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman and talk show host Sean Hannity!
Most people, when they can afford to, like to give a little some of the wealth they’ve gained back to the world, back to the universe, as a :thank you” of sorts. Sometimes it’s texting the Red Cross to send aid to Haiti, making a donation to a cancer research fund, or donating your time…
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