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U.S. vs. Germany: American student rescued from big German vagina
ByDarren OOn a dare Friday, an American exchange student inserted himself into a large marble vagina statue located on the campus of Germany’s Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. Then he got stuck… Then his buddy took a photo… Let’s hope America fares better against Germany in their upcoming World Cup tilt!
VIDEO Ryan from ‘The Office’ launches WUPHF.com website
You heard The Office‘s former ‘Temp’ Ryan talk about it last season and you saw him promoting it via apparel screen printation in the viral lip dub video and now it’s finally a reality! From the MBA mastermind and subject of Billy Joel’s classic tune “Ryan Started The Fire,” the world is now in possession of…
WUPHF!
PHOTO Tiger Woods sighting!
Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.
The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.
But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!
VIDEO Olathe NW HS Basketball Half Court Shot Prank gone wrong
Students at Olathe Northwest High School in Olathe, Kansas decided they would try to imitate the infamous Prank Wars Half Court Shot Prank video in which College Humor’s Streeter blindfolded Amir and let him take a half court shot at a basketball game for a chance at $500,000. The joke was on Amir as the crowd had been told to react as though the shot went in regardless, so when Amir missed badly to the left, the crowd erupted and of course the poor boy thought he had won.
Contrary to popular belief, they do have internet in Kansas and some students were inspired by the infamous half court prank and they decided to pull the same joke on science teacher and girls basketball coach, Joel Branstrom. Watch the hilarious video as Joel Branstrom turns the table and proves once again, you have to wake up pretty early to get the best of a science teacher!
Kim Kardashian launches new perfume EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK!
Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…
Kim Kardashian’s Snow White costume leads to role in Disney remake?
It had to happen! Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes were so great it appears she got a phone call from Disney to star in a remake of the 1937 classic Snow White! Thanks to the Disney Corporation’s close ties to the Starcasm Corporation we were able to obtain this exclusive sneak peek: There’s no word if…