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The salvation of two colliding worlds depends on one soul…
JAKE SULLEEEE!!!
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The salvation of two colliding worlds depends on one soul…
JAKE SULLEEEE!!!
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Ever wonder what success smells like? It smells like Charlie Sheen! (Which is a mixture of cigarette smoke, cocaine, sweat and lots of nekkid women that know what they’re doing – and what they’re doing is… Charlie Sheen!)
Late Night host Jimmy Fallon is the latest to jump on board the Charlie Sheen insanitrain with a commercial for Winning for Men cologne. Keep reading for one of the best Charlie Sheen impersonations ever!
Move aside Christian Grey!
A local newspaper, not sure where, published an ad not thanking, but congratulating a man named George Brownridge for “pleasing 15 women for an entire day!”
The folks over at FunnyOrDie.com have united President-imitating Saturday Night Live cast members past and present to make a case for the importance of creating the proposed Consumer Financial Protection Agency. Included in the Ron Howard directed short are Will Ferrell as George W. Bush, Fred Armisen as Barack Obama, Maya Rudolph as Michelle Obama, Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton, Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush, Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter and Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford!
Tis the season for random viral video thefts and so it was for Mr. Al Alverson from deep in the heart of Texas. Al had come home expecting the delivery of an iPad mini he had purchased as a Christmas gift for his daughter. When he discovered it was not there, he went to his surveillance footage and got a shock when he discovered why. It turns out that a UPS delivery dude who had brought a separate package had stolen the iPad mini that was delivered by a FedEx delivery dude earlier in the day. This IS NOT logistics my friends. See the crime after Al posted it to YouTube when he got no justice from UPS.
Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.
The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.
But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!
You’re probably thinking to yourself “what is that smell?” Well folks it is one of the two worst reviewed movies of all time on Metacritic (I’ll follow up with the other one in a few days). Metacritic takes reviews, combines them, and applies a composite score based on the results. They have been around since 1999 and include films from previous years as well. So can you guess what is this tied-for-worst rated movie? A couple of hints:
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A) Pauly Shore
B) Didn’t work for the BP oil spill either
C) Tenacious D
Read on to find the answer, check out footage from the train-wreck and more from Metacritic’s tied-for-worst movie EVER!
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