Breaking Amish breakout superstar Mary Schmucker has a seemingly endless array of talents that includes cooking, quilting, beef jarring, clubbing, tailoring, advice doling and vodka chugging. Now we can apparently add another skill to her resume: pickin’ and grinnin’! Check out this epic video posted on Facebook by Rebecca in which Mary plays a mean toy ukulele while her granddaughter (Rebecca and Abe’s daughter) Kayla sings and dances.
In honor of Mary’s apparent musical skills, I thought I might pen her a little tune. (If there are any talented musicians out there — Mary included — who wish to record and upload it to Youtube, feel free – just be sure to send us a link!)
“Proud Mary”
Left a good job in the country
Workin’ for the Bishop every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin’
Worryin’ ’bout the way things might have been
Buggy wheels keep on turnin’
Proud Mary keep on burnin’
Breakin’, Breakin’, Breakin’ Amish diva
Made a lot of shirts for my Chester
Jarred a lot of beef down in Punxsutawney
But I never saw the good side of a city
‘Til I hitched a ride in a limo with model Katie
Buggy wheels keep on turnin’
Proud Mary keep on burnin’
Breakin’, Breakin’, Breakin’ Amish diva
If you tune in to our show
Bet you’re gonna find two girls in labor
And a feller’s got no friends and has no money
Goes by the name of Jeremiah Raber
Buggy wheels keep on turnin’
Proud Mary keep on burnin’
Breakin’, Breakin’, Breakin’ Amish diva
And just in case that song wasn’t corny enough…
Shuck yeah!
You can catch more of Proud Mary Schmucker on Breaking Amish: Return To Amish airing Sunday nights at 10/9c on TLC.
