Is the Yogi Bear 3D movie poster a purposeful FAIL?
I don’t think Boo Boo was too happy about having to do that one! What has just blinded your eyes and blew your mind was the most recent promotional poster for the upcoming holiday film Yogi Bear 3D starring the voices of Dan Aykroyd, Justin Timberlake and Anna Farris.
I think the promotional staff has just been Ghostbusted with a purposeful double entendre and if they don’t like being called out they can cry me a river. That poster is almost unbearable. I mean come on, are we supposed to believe it slipped under the radar of Warner Brothers’ censorship staff, especially considering this is a marketed kid friendly film!?!
After seeing that I can tell you I want Yogi to stay the hell away from my pic-a-nic basket! Yogi can take his “oh face” and practice his yoga somewhere else because my boo-boo is off limits. In other words, I do not have the peanut butter for his Jellystone Park sandwich. What makes this even more terrifying is that this flick will be in 3D. Yogi will be coming right off the screen and into viewers faces. Ewwwwwwww!
Yogi may be smarter than the average bear but his girlfriend Cindy Bear should call the cops Ranger Smith and fill him in on the inappropriate cub-lub. As of this post Yogi’s bud Snagglepuss has remained tight-lipped but when Yakky Doodle is through yakking up his lunch he will probably be the first one to talk.
