Former Jenner / Kardashian nanny Pam Behan tells all in book “Malibu Nanny”

The former nanny to the Kardashian and Jenner children is telling all in an upcoming book. Pam Behan worked for the Kardashian family from 1991-1996. Prior to that, Pam worked for Bruce Jenner’s wife, Linda, for three years and took care of their sons, Brody and Brandon Jenner.  If anyone knows the Kardashian/Jenner’s dirt, it’s Pam! She is releasing Malibu Nanny: The True Adventures soon — and she’s not holding back!

In the 148-page memoir, Pam describes her experience with the Kardashian children, saying Kim was “always very sweet and friendly” and reveals older sister Kourtney was “a serious child.” Robert, on the other hand, was a bit mischeivous at times but Pam says he was “mostly sweet and precious.” Pam describes Khloe as a “pistol” who was “full of energy.” As you can see, not much has changed!

As far as matriarch Kris Jenner, Pam’s experience was not easy — especially when it came to grocery shopping. In an excerpt from her book, Pam recounts one of her not-so-favorite moments with Kris. It all went down after Pam committed the ultimate crime — forgetting the broccoli!

“When I got home, Kris, who was in the kitchen, looked at the groceries I had just purchased, and let out a torrent of expletives. ‘$#&%! $#&%! $#&%! I can’t believe you forgot the $#&%ing broccoli!”

Pam did say that Kris apologized to her the very next day, but still.. wow! If she was that hard to work with pre-Kardashian take-over, can you imagine what she’s like now?! Talk about the boss from hell. At least we can rest assured that her current staff is getting paid the big bucks to be in the presence of this broccoli-loving diva!

As for the Kardashians sky-rocketing to fame a few years ago, Pam isn’t surprised and says that mama Kris had been preparing her children to live their lives in the spotlight since the 90’s. These kids were built for fame!

“Kris always seemed to be rubbing elbows with people that were ‘somebody.’ Kourtney, Kim, Khloe and Robert spent time with friends whose parents were celebrities or people in the limelight. I believe she was grooming her children for their current celebrity status their entire lives… I do believe that the success they enjoy now is what she always hoped for and wanted for them and for herself.”

Another dark moment in Pam’s career with the Kardashians came when Kris’ friend, Nicole Brown  Simpson, was murdered. The Kardashians and the Simpsons’ children often played together and the families even vacationed together.

When the news of the murder broke, the entire family was left devastated. “All of the kids, but especially Khloe and Robert, were in shock,” Pam remembers. She even recalls them waking up in the middle of night with bad dreams and questions about the incident.

Pam left her position with the Kardashian/Jenner family to pursue other things in 1996. At the time, Kris was pregnant with Kendall Jenner, her and Bruce’s first child together. Saying goodbye to the children was hard on Pam, who’d spent so much time with them. “I loved those kids, and it was truly hard to leave them. Yes, I was the hired help and I had done the job I had been paid to do. I poured my heart into my job, and I poured my heart into them. I nurtured them. I cared for them. Hopefully, I made a difference in their lives.”

In an interview back in March, Pam insisted that her tell-all book was not to bash the Kardashians. She even said that she planned on letting everyone involved read the book before she published it, just to be sure that no one was offended by her words — no word on if that actually happened.. yet! To see Pam’s full interview with Entertainment Tonight, see below!