Category: Entertainment News

DLISTED - If you have an idle $7,500 sitting around your house and no immediate plans to spend it, you might consider purchasing this genuine 1990 Tupac Shakur dick pic (though, seriously: Isn't $7,500 a little low?) REALITY TEA - Yup, Kim Zolciak is still coming for Kenya Moore CELEBITCHY - It's possible that John Travolta's forthcoming movie Gotti was pulled ten days before its release because the production company changed distributors; it's also possible that Travolta's long, ugly history of allegedly assaulting male masseuses and service industry workers is about to be exposed JEZEBEL - R. Kelly's former gofer went full Grinch on the man's two Atlanta-area houses while Kelly was out of town performing THE BLEMISH - Donald Trump Jr. is a butthole bleacher VOX - Here's a helpful primer on how to impeach the president of the United States, for no particular reason VERY SMART BROTHAS - And here's a list of The 10 Best Christmas Soul Songs to brighten your day (The Jackson 5's rendition of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" –- which is, objectively, the definitive rendition of that song –- only clocks in at #8, to give you an idea of the caliber) THE SUPERFICIAL - Jessica Chastain wore a very low-cut dress to the Molly's Game premiere UPROXX - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, whose main attribute seems to be inspiring universal dislike for himself, just signed a new contract worth $200 million

DLISTED - Among the more disturbing Matt Lauer sexual harassment allegations: He could lock his office door without getting up via a secret button in his desk REALITY TEA - Kenya Moore doesn't understand why Kim Zolciak is so mean to her CELEBITCHY - It was totally within Serena Williams' rights to line up corporate endorsements for her wedding, wedding reception, and honeymoon...but it's also (a little more than) "slightly tacky" JEZEBEL - Is it OK for a bunch of not-black Victoria's Secret models to drop an N-bomb while singing "Bodak Yellow" backstage at this year's Fashion Show? THE BLEMISH - Sir Elton John is going to make eight figures thanks to Beyonce's vocals when the new Lion King soundtrack comes out VOX - "The Senate tax bill is really a health care bill with major implications for more than 100 million Americans who rely on the federal government for their health insurance." VERY SMART BROTHAS - The world would be a quieter place if small talk were eliminated forever, which is reason enough to stop making it THE SUPERFICIAL - Avengers: Infinity War and the Kevin Spacey-free version of All the Money in the World both released their trailers yesterday, so here you go. (Also, side note: how many hot dogs can *you* eat in one minute?) UPROXX - The Twitter employee who shut down Donald Trump's account for 11 minutes has come forward

DLISTED - TIME Magazine Denies Trump’s Claim That He Turned Down “Person Of The Year” REALITY TEA - Danielle Staub’s Ex Fiancé Is Suing Her & Kim Granatell Is Paying His Court Fees; Says She Lied About Current Fiancé On Watch What Happens Live CELEBITCHY - Uma Thurman to Weinstein: "I’m glad it’s going slowly – you don’t deserve a bullet" JEZEBEL - Over 180 People Have Accused Massage Envy Employees of Sexual Assault THE BLEMISH - Catholic School Forced to Cover Statue of Saint Breadcock the Elder IN TOUCH - Relax Mom Shamers, Jenelle Evans Didn't Leave Kaiser out of This Cheerleading Event THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - Former 16 and Pregnant Star Millina Kacmar Welcomes Second Child DLISTED - Jennifer Lawrence Is Taking A Break From Acting To Milk Goats

DLISTED - Bryan Cranston gave a gentle, thoughtful answer to the question of whether Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey and guys like them could "make a comeback," so of course it got taken out of context. Here's what he actually said REALITY TEA - All the drama on Real Housewives of New Jersey is giving Margaret Josephs pains in the vagina CELEBITCHY - Somehow Cardi B managed to get hugely popular and become *more* likeable? Can we get her to run for president next? JEZEBEL - Cards Against Humanity's holiday stunt for 2017 is buying the border with Mexico to prevent a wall going up THE BLEMISH - Ryan Reynolds' tweet about what it's like to watch Bob Ross is more satisfying than the Deadpool 2 trailer featuring Deadpool dressed up like Bob Ross and painting a peaceful mountain scene VOX - A sixth woman has come forward with a story about how Alabama senate candidate Roy "Handsy" Moore sexually harassed her (and a seventh says he asked her out on a date when he was 35 and she was 17) VERY SMART BROTHAS - There could easily be another 20 meats on this list of 20 white meats that are sexier than Blake Shelton THE SUPERFICIAL - "Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man at the Truck Stop at Most" UPROXX - Transparent's writers are figuring out how to potentially do Season 5 of the show without Jeffrey Tambor while Amazon investigates the sexual harassment claims Tambor's former assistant made against him