Brendon and Rachel have trashy Big Brother wedding ceremony

Last night we saw Brendon Villegas fight like a warrior poet to win the coveted power of veto on Big Brother 13. He and his damsel, Rachel Reilly, were on the block and like any honorable suitor would, Brendon sacrificed himself and removed lady Rachel from the block. Jordan was put up in her place and all signs were that Brendon’s beautiful moment would become one of his last in the house.

In anticipation of his exodus the house threw an official Big Brother wedding for Brenchel who are, outside of the house, engaged to be married in the near future. The bride and groom wore outfits constructed beautifully of trash bags as the other house guest performed various important roles in the ceremony. Lawon was a star as the shoutin’ preacher speaking of love even within the backstabbing world that is Big Brother. Jeff was the best man and Shelly acted as the all-important wedding coordinator.

Here’s the video clip courtesy of CBS:

Brendon and Rachel shared BB themed vows as Rachel stated, “We have a lot of fun, we have a lot of laughs even when slop gives you gas,” and Brendon replied with a Bachelor/Bachelorette zinger by stating that, “their love will last longer than any found on ABC.”

A blushing Jordan caught the bouquet while her 70’s inspired man Jeff caught the garter that Brendon removed like a tiger lover from Rachel’s thigh. For the first dance Jeff serenaded the newly Big Brother wedded couple with a heart-stopping rendition of “He’s a Jolly Good Fellow” because you can’t sing anything copyrighted in the freaking house.

They laughed, they drank wine, they loved and they all hung out with Adam in an elf suit. While it looks like the house guests will probably take out the trash tonight in the form of Brendon, for a moment love and devotion were Glad bagged and Hefty secured in the loveliest trashy wedding in reality history.

Here are images from a timeless moment of friendship and unstoppable love inspired by the heroic self-sacrifice of the one called Bookie: