Back before she was the “Queen Bee” of The Real housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump was a full-time actress with roles in such films as Separate Lives, The Wildcats of St. Trinian’s and A Touch of Class.
Lisa has also appeared on a number of television shows including Baywatch Nights and Silk Stalkings, which started me thinking that there’s no way she has a resume like that and a body like that without having spent some time in front of the camera in a bikini! So, just like any time there is a mystery involving a bikini, I put all other things aside and dedicated myself to digging up a two-pieced Vanderpump!
I’m happy to report that I was successful in my search, although it was a bit trickier than it needed to be. On Lisa’s IMDB resume she is credited as playing Sherry Jarvis in the Silk Stalkings episode “Team Spirit” but the character looked and sounded nothing like Lisa. A normal blogger might have given up, but I kept watching and before I knew it I was staring at a hot-bodded bikini-clad brunette with a British accent and I knew my journey had ended!
So, without further ado, here is The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Lisa Vanderpump as Coleen Osgood in the Silk Stalkings episode “Team Spirit” from Season 3. The first scene features Lisa splashing around in a swimming pool soon after her husband had been murdered. Once the investigators get her attention she emerges from the swimming pool wearing a tiny red bikini, dripping wet and looking like a living Carol Alt poster!
In addition to dropping jaws with her figure, Lisa also gets to unleash great lines like, “Look, Tim hadn’t touched me for years, which suited me fine. His idea of sex was causing pain. Not really my thing – I’m more of a traditional girl myself, if you know what I mean.” (Anyone else have flashes of Elizabeth Hurley when looking at and listening to Lisa here? And I DO mean that in a good way!)
Sadly, Lisa’s pool buddy is a bit on the creepy freaky side, as evidenced here:
The saucy pool scene was followed later by a great silky robe scene in which Lisa pours herself a glass of Vodka and chats it up diva-style before taking off her robe and joining Creepy McDoucherton for a swim completely topless!
My guess is that either Lisa is sporting some pasties or using a body double for that scene, but perhaps she did let her little Giggies out to play! Lisa, if you’re reading this let us know what really happened! Did you really unleash those Vanderpump bumps?!?
Here are a few more still images from the episode. To find out all about Lisa Vanderpump be sure to check out our profile post with photos, videos, bio and everything Lisa links HERE!
UPDATE – Special thanks to Andy Cohen for mentioning this article (not by name) on Watch What Happens Live! We love Andy!