After this week’s episode of Teen Mom OG, it was a clash of the Teen Mom Twitter troll titans when comedian Stevie Ryan and Farrah Abraham’s off-screen boyfriend Simon Saran got into it. Stevie openly mocked the cup size of Simon’s “moobs,” and Simon responded by saying Stevie has the chest of an eight-year-old boy.
Oddly enough, the tussle got started after Stevie made a joke about Amber Portwood’s fiance Matt Baier, the most frequent target of Simon’s own Twitter barbs. Here is a full recap of the Simon and Stevie spat:
STEVIE: Yo what’s Matt’s number I need a Xanax hookup #TeenMomOG
SIMON: Are you sure he’s not your daddy too? You can’t stop talking about him
STEVIE: You’re the one playing Daddy to a baby demon child (talking about Sophia, not Farrah) so I wouldn’t go there ?
SIMON: That’s it? Damn I had faith in you.
STEVIE: Faith in me ? More like a crush on me. Stop or you’re going to make Farrah jealous. Oh, wait. Her muppet ass dumped you. Never mind.
SIMON: Ehhhhh try harder
STEVIE: Simon’s tits look like a B or C cup #TeenMomOG
SIMON: I’d be jealous too if I had a chest of an 8 year old boy. Keep your head up!
STEVIE: Models don’t have tits. Keep reaching, leaching on to c*m dumpsters & stalking my Twitter.
SIMON: I didn’t know i Hop hired models! Good luck with your endeavors little boy! #pancakelife
STEVIE: You would be thinking about IHOP w those moobs you’ve been growing. Get sponsored by one of those weight loss detox teas like the rest of em
SIMON: Awwww don’t be upset little boy ???
STEVIE: Simon’s got that Rob Kardashian look/body going on #TeenMomOG
Stevie’s semi-heated exchange with Simon, combined with all of the recent drama between Amber and Matt, apparently motivated her to take her Teen Mom OG commentary to the next level. “I’ve decided that I’m way too invested in #TeenMomOG/#TeenMom & it’s time I start an unofficial recap podcast,” Stevie tweeted in the midst of her Simon spat. “I need yall’s help w keeping me posted w all the latest drama happening off the show. What y’all think about helping me w the logo & name?”
She would later decide on “Teen Mom Tea With Stevie Ryan,” and she shared some of the many logo suggestions folks had sent her. Of course, we decided to offer up our suggestion — which is this Teen Mom scrapbook themed image:
*I searched through Stevie Ryan photos for an embarrassingly long time assuming there had to be at least one of her sipping a drink that could be Photoshopped to look like a glass of tea, but no luck. If the podcast was called “Teen Mom Jar of Weed With Stevie Ryan,” I wouldn’t have had a problem. Even easier would have been finding an appropriate image for a podcast called “Teen Mom Sexy and Fun Photos With Stevie Ryan.” 😉 (Oh, and If there really is an eight-year-old boy out there with that body, then he’s gonna have all kinds of issues!)
Being the hustler that she is, Stevie had the podcast done in just a couple days and it’s already available for your listening pleasure! Here’s her tweet with the podcast, which should be playable via the embed. If not, just click on the link and give it a listen on Spreaker:
1st ep of Teen Mom Tea w me is up! It'll be a few days before it's on itunes, but you can listen here before then! https://t.co/Hciw1nSesG
— Stevie Ryan (@StevieRyan) June 15, 2017
In her podcast’s first episode, Stevie talks about the most recent episode of Teen Mom OG: the epic “Friday The 13th,” which included Amber and Matt’s relationship continuing to erode and Farrah giving Sophia a rather difficult lesson about real estate. (Stevie also talks about Tyler and Maci, but essentially skims over those two to get to Farrah and Amber.)
In addition, Stevie recaps and offers up her take on the feud with Simon as well as Amber’s headline-grabbing Instagram Live rant from earlier this week. In what may be a surprise to some, Stevie defends Amber quite adamantly — well, everything but Amber’s statement about how a “real woman” keeps her mouth shut if she is the victim of domestic violence.
Meanwhile, Simon took time away from his flirty barbfest with Stevie to throw out another accusation about the Teen Mom OG film crew having drug issues! (He has previously suggested that show producer Kiki provided Ryan Edwards with pills.)
“omg what did you think about Matt having drugs,” someone tweeted, tagging Simon’s account.
“Not surprised, the crew always has some with them also,” Simon responded. “They are all druggies.”