Earlier today we shared numbers ten through six of our “Top Ten Teen Mom Books That Haven’t Been Written (Or Announced) Yet,” and now — after way too many hours slaving away in Photoshop — we can finally reveal the Top Five!
Once again, we have included links at the bottom of the post to all of the actual Teen Mom (and 16 & Pregnant) cast members’ books, as well as links to some of the silly Teen Mom books and movies we have created over the past decade. (Nowhere near all of them though!)
Oh, and I should mention that 50 Shades of Grey Baker narrowly missed the cut, and only because I thought the reference might be a little too obscure — even for serious Teen Mom fans. (Grey Baker was the name Matt Baier used to write his first book, Guys Don’t Rat On Guys.) It worked out OK because the book cover would have essentially been the same as Matt’s new book.
Anyways, on with the Top 5!
5. It Takes Two: How To Be On Teen Mom And Actually Stay Together by Jo Rivera and Vee Torres
4. Stone Cole Fox with photos by Chelsea Houska DeBoer
3. Kieffer Delp: Where Am I Now? by Kieffer Delp
2. You Have No F**king Idea: The Naked Truth About My Life by Amber’s Couch with Matthew Richards
1. Babsolutely Fabulous by Babs Evans
Well there you have it! What did you think? Would you buy all these titles like I know I would?
COMPLETE(ish) GUIDE TO BOOKS PUBLISHED BY CAST MEMBERS OF TEEN MOM AND 16 & PREGNANT
FARRAH ABRAHAM
My Teenage Dream Ended
CELEBRITY SEX TAPE erotic trilogy:
In the Making, The Secret’s Out, Love Through Limelight
Passy Perfume
KAILYN LOWRY
Pride Over Pity
Hustle and Heart
Hustle and Heart (adult coloring book)
Love Is Bubblegum
MACI BOOKOUT MCKINNEY
Bulletproof
The Maci and Taylor Wedding Album: An Adult Coloring Book
I Wasn’t Born Bulletproof: Lessons I’ve Learned (So You Don’t Have To) (Due June 27)
CATELYNN LOWELL AND TYLER BALTIERRA
Conquering Chaos
AMBER PORTWOOD
Never Too Late
JENELLE EVANS
Read Between the Lines: From the Diary of a Teenage Mom (Due July 25)
JAVI MARROQUIN
Heartlessly Hustled (no release date)
MATT BAIER
Guys Don’t Rat On Guys (Under the name Grey Baker)
You Have No F**king Idea: The Naked Truth About My Life (Due June 6)
DEBRA DANIELSEN
Vapor
ANGIE DOUTHIT (Mackenzie McKee’s mom)
Life With Mike
ASHLEY SALAZAR
Bittersweet Blessing
OTHER
Teen Mom Confidential: Secrets & Scandals From MTV’s Most Controversial Shows by Sean Daly and “The Ashley” Majeski
Partial list of not actually real Teen Mom books we have created in the past:
That’s Why I Got All These Feathers In My Hair…For This Book – Jenelle Evans
See, I Told You – Leah Calvert
Unibrow Perfume – Farrah Abraham
By the way, Adam's rap sheet IS a book #TeenMom2 ? pic.twitter.com/HqcAHJ3AkF
— Starcasm (@starcasm) July 17, 2015
My Criminal Record – Adam Lind
Adam Lind Mad Libs
Original Grandad – Michael Abraham
Teen Momlander – Jenelle Evans
Well I'll be danged! Here's that @F1Abraham & @Butchdaman collaboration! ? @MTV #TeenMomOMG pic.twitter.com/EII0jQtTA6
— Starcasm (@starcasm) March 31, 2015
BONUS SILLINESS:
The Teen Mom Spin-Off Shows That Should Have Happened
Top 3 Potential Teen Mom Grandparent Spin-Off Shows
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