VIDEO Soldier dad stages Star Wars themed return from Afghanistan for his son

ByAsa Hawks

US soldier Col. Rob Kiebler has a Star Wars themed return for his son Danny

Take note note George Lucas: the only way to make Return of the Jedi better is if the Jedi returning is a 5-year-old boy’s father coming home from being stationed in Afghanistan for over a year!

A long time ago a dad left for a place far, far away…

Episode VII
A BIG SURPRISE

Col. Rob Kiebler has been training and on a tour of duty in Afghanistan for over 14 months with the US Air Force. In The Land of Portland, Oregon he left behind a wise wife and a young son by the name of Danny. The only force in Danny’s life that compares to his love for his parents is his love for Star Wars.

Now, unbeknownst to him, great powers have aligned in Danny’s galaxy. His two favorite forces are about to coexist for one epic event. Danny’s father has returned to The Land of Portland and has some new companions to help him find his way back to Danny.

Danny. I am your father.

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