Forget having your cake and eating it too because Burger King is offering something better by giving away a brand new device that allows you to have your Whopper and play Xbox at the same time! The fast food franchise is celebrating its 50th anniversary by giving away 50 “Hands Free Whoppers” in Puerto Rico. They even created a commercial demonstrating some of tasks that won’t have to be delayed while you do your Whopper gobblin’ including playing guitar, bicycling, dancing, painting your nails, giving a massage, boxing, and tattooing.
“In a world of multitasking,” the clip begins, “how can you use your hands to do your daily activities and eat a Whopper at the same time?” A twangy rock ‘n’ roll ode to the hands free Whopper and the montage of multitasking begins:
And here’s just the Hands Free Whopper device itself:
Although there is an official website just for the hands free Whopper, it offers no explanation as to how you are supposed to eat the last half of the hamburger. It does offer an informational clip on how the hands free Whopper was made using a Stratasys FDM 3D printer!
Strangely, nowhere on the hands free Whopper site or in the commercial does it credit the true creative genius behind the concept — the true creative genius behind almost every artistic concept of the last 50 years, Bob Dylan!
How many hands does it take to eat a Whopper? The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind…
