VIDEO Octomom beats Long Island Lolita in celebrity boxing ring

This is like the incredible Mickey Rourke film The Wrestler minus any hope of redemption or greater purpose. Two Double-D-listers, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and Amy “Long Island Lolita” Fisher went toe-to-toe and preposterously over-sized big-glove-to-big-glove in a “celebrity” boxing match last night.

Octomom rocked a black vest and trousers while Fisher went with a more revealing patriotic outfit, a bedazzled looking American flag top and blue shorts with red fringe trim.

To familiarize you with the two pugilists, kinda sad when I fell I need to remind you who I’m writing about, here’s a quick summary…

In one corner is Suleman who came upon her fame by mothering octuplets and then trying every way she could to figure out how to put herself out there to pay for them kids’ rasin’.

And in the other corner is Fisher who exploded into the national spotlight when at age 17 she shot and severely wounded Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her lover Joey Buttafuoco. She got six years in the slammer and following her parole she eventually ended up doing porn.

Let’s get ready to rummmblllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Some of the proceeds from the event are to be given to FilmOn Charitable Trust, a foundation that will forward the money to several children’s charities. If you didn’t watch the entire clip I understand, and just so you know Octomom won by a decision. In the end, however, I think we all lost a little didn’t we?

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