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PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt adorable at People StyleWatch event

It’s hard for this blogger to pass up a post opportunity whenever photos of my good gal Jennifer Love Hewitt come across my news feed. It’s double-tough when she manages to look as adorable as she did for People StyleWatch “A Night Of Red Carpet Style at Decades Boutique” yesterday in L.A.

Check out photos of JLH looking simply beautiful, oh and that boyfriend of hers, Alex Beh, tagged along too.

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PHOTOS Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka at the Oscars?!?

Well, almost. The Bachelor “winner” and Jake Pavelka fiancee Vienna Girardi took her first steps on a Hollywood red carpet March 6 as she and Jake attended the Weinstein Company and Montblanc International hosted a cocktail event to honor UNICEF. See photos of this fame-thirsty couple gobbling up the fruits of their labors!

67th GOLDEN GLOBE 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Tina Fey’s whimsical dress

The planet’s sexiest nerd Tina Fey decided to abandon the androgynizing pant suit and grace the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards red carpet in an almost cartoonishly girly strapless bell skirt. Speaking as a card-holding member of the Tina Feytish Society, all I have to say is… BLERG YES!

67th GOLDEN GLOBES 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Christina Hendricks’ boobs

Everyone’s favorite curvaceous 1950s red head from the last ten years Christina Hendricks demonstrated once again why Avatar and women are funner when they’re in three dimensions! As if her own curves weren’t enough, Christina wears a gown with flowing, curving fabric that accentuates her assets without distracting from them. Defying gravity and the fundamentals of architecture the top of the gown is strapless and overflowing. Hendricks would be the top contender for a “Golden Globes” breast reference, but those lovely pale melons are anything but golden. Is there a hip hop term for junk under the hood?

67th GOLDEN GLOBE 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Chace Crawford

The first dude to be highlighted in our 67th Annual Golden Globe red carpet coverage is the always hunktastic Chace Crawford who was wearing an all black suit with a thin black tie and matching black 3 o’clock shadow. A testament to Chace’s undeniable charm is the fact that he is one of the few males photographers bother taking a full body photo of. So, enjoy drinking the entire glass of the tall drink of water that is Chace Crawford!

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PHOTO What Val Kilmer would look like if he ate Val Kilmer

When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.

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PHOTO Candis Cayne’s afro at the 2009 American Music Awards

Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night! WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her…

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PHOTOS Heidi Klum before and after pregnancy at 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Heidi Klum (actually, it’s officially Heidi Samuel now) looked fantastic on the red carpet and on the runway at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show held at the Lexington Armory, in New York City, NY on November 19, 2009. Why is it worth mentioning that Heidi looked fantastic when she has made a living looking fantastic for the last 17 years? Because she just gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel on October 9th! That means the German supermodel and host of Lifetime’s Project Runway was back in runway shape in less than six weeks!

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PHOTOS Katy Perry looking less undead at Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event

In a previous post I expressed my concern over the formerly vivacious and effervescent Katy Perry seemingly having her soul sucked out of her by vampire/boyfriend Russell Brand, but Katy showed up at the Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood Wednesday looking slightly more alive!

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19 PHOTOS MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala red carpet arrivals PART TWO

Welcome to Part Two of the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art 30th Anniversary Gala red carpet photo gallery! MOCA threw a huge party on Saturday, November 14, 2009 and a whole slew of art-loving celebrities came out to show their support. Included in this second part of two are Kate Bosworth, Kate Beckinsale, Ciara,…

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PHOTOS Twilight Saga New Moon premiere photocall at The Rome International Film Festival

More New Moon pictures from the 4th Rome International Film Festival! I already posted photos of the Twilight cast members strutting down the red carpet and here are some more of the vamps and lycanthropes after they made it inside and posed for cameras close-up. Included are mugshots of Jamie Campbell Bower, Charlie Bewley, Cameron…

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PHOTOS Starcasm fave Miss California Tami Farrell at the First Annual Noble Awards

I was suffering from a serious case of the Mondays when I ran across a 5-foot 9-inch tall can o’ Blues-Away in the form of Miss California Tami Farrell! She showed up at the First Annual Noble Awards in Beverly Hills on Sunday in a lemon yellow dress made out of curtain sheers and proudly…

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PHOTOS Jaime King rocks a Marilyn Mon-fro at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009

For better or worse, model and actress Jaime King stole the show at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009 red carpet event, sporting an elegantly HUGE blond bed head and wearing a dress made from Balloon Boy’s UFO. Her Marilyn Mon-fro is either a completely ridiculous ‘do fail or a wacky and fun Gaga-esque tress success. The…

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PHOTOS Who’s Who of Who’s Not – 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

How do I even begin to describe the retina-burning fashion and style atrocities that walked down the red carpet at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards? At first I was excited to have a fantastically awkward photo of Paris Hilton looking like an advertisement for some sort of new ultra-thin number-two-absorbing adult diaper, but…

PHOTOS ‘Whip It’ Hollywood premiere with Drew Barrymore, Steven Spielberg, Ellen Page and more!
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PHOTOS ‘Whip It’ Hollywood premiere with Drew Barrymore, Steven Spielberg, Ellen Page and more!

Drew Barrymore’s much-anticipated directorial debut Whip It premiered at The Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California on September 29th, 2009. Drew was once again a knockout, this time wearing an appropriately aggressive figure-flattering skin-tight black leather dress with a flash of red down the back that matched her 47-inch stiletto heels! Rawr! Oh, and I…

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PHOTOS JANUARY JONES 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet

Mad Men star January Jones dressed her 1950s Barbie doll self in an oddball outfit for the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards. It sort of looks like a Fendi Whataburger purse converted into a dress, with silver brads, geometric leatherwork, wings and even a triangular tramp stamp window that lets us know January is waaaay too…

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PHOTOS 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

The full-figured Christina Hendricks knows how to pack a dress! The red-headed actress keeps the tongues wagging as secretary extraordinaire Joan Holloway on AMC’s hit show Mad Men, and she did the same thing on the 2009 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet last night in a beautifully textured form-fitting blue gown! Welcome to…

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PHOTOS Megan Fox at a Jennifer’s Body fan event in Hollywood

In lieu of any real news, here are more hot photos of Megan Fox. The Mega-Fox soothed masculine eyeballs by attending a promotional fan event at Hollywood & Highland in Hollywood, California on September 16th, 2009 to promote her new movie Jennifer’s Body. Also in attendance were music group Panic at the Disco, as well…

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FASHION FAIL Jennifer Connelly as Spongeconnelly Squaredress

Maybe it’s just an optical illusion caused by recently staring at the curvaceous Kelly Brook too long, but it appears to me that an idiot fashion designer out there has miraculously come up with a dress that somehow completely sucks the hotness out of Jennifer Connelly. Look at this outfit she wore to the Toronto…

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PHOTOS George Clooney and girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis at the Venice Film Festival

In case you were feeling attractive, here are some pictures of one of the most gorgeous couples on the planet – actor George Clooney and professional hot chick Elisabetta Canalis at the 66th Annual Venice Film Festival. I want to use some sort of superlative in describing these two beautiful human beings, but it’s hard…

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PHOTOS Margareth Made at the Venice Film Festival ‘Baaria’ Photocall

Actress Margareth Made wows during the Baaria photocall at the 66th Venice Film Festival. Baaria, a $30 million epic directed by Giuseppe Tornatore and filmed in Italy, will be the first Italian film in two decades to open up the Festival. I confess, I had to google Margareth Made and Baaria.I also confess that I…

PHOTOS Sandra Bullock at the All About Steve premiere FASHION FAIL

In what looked like a premiere for The Divine Secrets of the Oh No You Didn’t, Sandra Bullock showed fans and photographers outside of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre what you can do with a black skirt, three pieces of fabric and a stapler. (Answer: not much) Sandra was there for the premiere of her most…

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PHOTOS Miranda Kerr and Melissa Rycroft at Victoria’s Secret Heavenly Enchanted perfume launch

Photos of Miranda Kerr, Melissa Rycroft and Giuliana Rancic hosting the launch of the Victoria Secrets perfume “Heavenly Enchanted” at The Grove in Los Angeles, California on August 26th, 2009. Be honest, did you even notice Miranda was holding a perfume bottle in the photo? I know I didn’t! Dayum she look goooood! Nothing against…

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PHOTOS Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Inglorious Basterds Premiere In Hollywood California

The hottest couple on the planet made a grand appearance at the Hollywood premiere of Quentin Tarrantino’s Inglorious Basterds, Angelina Jolie in a smoking hot leather dress with 4-inch stiletto heels and Brad Pitt in matching all-black including a trademark unbuttoned shirt and ’70s gigolo shades. Brangelina waded through thousands of screaming fans in front…

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Robert Pattinson 2009 Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet Photos

  We’ve got all kinds of pictures from the red carpet at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California on August 9th, 2009! We’ll be posting them up in batches, starting with the hottest dude on the planet right now, Robert Pattinson! Subscribe to Starcasm by Email (Click…