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Sondland's testimony

VOXAmbassador Gordon Sondland’s testimony at Wednesday’s impeachment hearing couldn’t have gone much worse for Donald Trump. Sondland’s opening statement confirmed a quid pro quo; after that, the testimony offered plenty of meme-able moments, some of which made excellent use of the Curb theme music

DLISTEDJoker made a billion dollars; of course there’s going to be a sequel. The only question is whether Warner Brothers is going to try starting up a Joker universe entirely without Batman (or, worse, to tell any number of Batman v Joker movies from Joker’s point of view)

CELEBITCHYIt’s possible that Kylie Jenner’s sisters are “seething with jealousy” over her sale of 51% of Kylie Cosmetics for $600 million; it’s also possible that they celebrated the way the Kardashians tend to when the event is business and not personal: off social media

JEZEBELI really, really wish the 90s had given us a movie starring Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman

REALITY TEAShe’s in good company: “Kim Richards ‘Never Really Liked’ Camille Grammer’s Ex Kelsey Grammer”

LAINEY GOSSIP“You could probably use some soft TV to take the edge off in between holiday parties and family dinners. Here are the latest gems in super-soft watching, from internet shorts to cat show documentaries to get you through the holiday season without being arrested for homicide.”

THE BLASTBrad Pitt is apparently not dating Alia Shawkat, which, good; this story also made me think of (and laugh at) Mabey Fünke’s tagline “Marry me!” for the first time in years

GO FUG YOURSELFKatharine McPhee looks like a half a watermelon in this outfit. And no, that’s not a weight joke of any kind — check out the colors

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPCounting On Season 10 Episode 5 Recap: House Hunting in No-Ho & A Horrible Camping Trip”

THE BLEMISHBehold, the thirst trap in its native environment

(Photo credit: Sondland’s testimony via Zuma / SplashNews.com)

John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.


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