REPORT V. Stiviano crashes Ferrari while wearing her visor

And we now have the cover story for this week’s issue of Duh! magazine courtesy of Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s ex-girlfriend V. Stiviano: It may be unsafe to wear a reflective face visor while driving.

Stiviano reportedly crashed her Ferrari (a gift from Sterling of course) earlier today while wearing the face visor she’s been sporting out in public ever since her taped phone conversation with Sterling was released, during which Sterling could be heard asking Stiviano not to bring black people to Clippers games.

According to TMZ, Stiviano was driving her sugar daddy whip in Beverly Hills Monday afternoon when she rear ended a black Range Rover. The driver tells the site that Stiviano was wearing her trademark visor at the time of the accident, but apparently it could not mask her anger! From TMZ:

We’re told V. went insane … jumping out of the Ferrari and “screaming every obscenity in the book,” including, “You know who you’re messing with, mother f*****?”

Stiviano reportedly had her assistant handle the exchange of insurance information.

So if you’ve invested money in the new line of Stivianonymous Driving Face Shields you might want to get your money out now! (No, there isn’t actually a planned line of Stivianonymous Driving Face Shields — yet.)

But, if you’re interested in keeping the paparazzi at bay when it comes to facial recognition, you can hop on over to eBay and pick up a reflective face visor like the one worn by V. Stiviano for a cool $12.50! (Just click the link)