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PHOTO Kim Kardashian DOES NOT need Photoshop

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Kardashian

You know you’re superfine when your paparazzi pictures look like they’ve been Photoshopped! Such is the case with the almost comic book sexy Kim Kardashian, who looked like a living Cosmopolitan cover while walking with her sisters on the streets of Los Angeles Tuesday. (Click the image for a super-sized photo!)

The Three Kardasketeers were heading to Mr. Chow for dinner after spending a looooong day promoting their new jewelry line “Kardashian Collection by Virgin Saints + Angels.”

Seeing lovely photos of Kim Kardashian always brightens my day, but this time around my joy was tempered thanks to the “grass is greener” effect caused by the video cameraman in the background on the right. It seems pretty obvious that he was filming the Eighth Wonder of the Natural World. I can only hope that it’s James Cameron filming his new iMax epic Assatar! (Kim Kardavatar? Thightanic? Tailien? Gluteus Maxabyss?)

I worked up a quick Cosfaux cover to show you what I mean:

Kim Kardashian Cosmopolitan cover

(My apologies for the lackluster Photoshop work)

Photo: MOE/Fame Pictures
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